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Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office.
"Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house -
cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs
me to help with the attic and the garage, moving
and hauling stuff."

"We're short-handed, Smith," the boss replies.
"I can't give you the day off."

"Thanks, boss," says Smith, "I knew I could count
on you!"


In Chapel Hill, a UNC* Prof. was hit by a car.
While waiting for an ambulance, the policeman
tucked a blanket under the unhurt prof's chin
and asked, "Are you comfortable?"

The prof. said, "I make a nice living."

*UNC is the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill.
Specializing in a wide range of degree programs including:
B.A. A.H.F.(Advanced Hamburger Flipping), A.P.E., B.R.C.
(Bar Room Conversations), etc. Institution was founded in 1898
for sons/daughters of local Chapel Still politicians that were
unable to qualify for the more prestigious institutions of higher
learning such as Duke, Wake Forest, and N.C. State.



"The Human Brain" ....................................... by Sara Bellum
"Please Don't Hurt Me"................................ by I. Bruce Easily
"Life Through the Eyes of a Drunk"............. by Al Coholic
"The Proper Use of Sunscreens".................. by Justin Casey Burns
"How To Cure Scratching"........................... by Ivan Awfulich
"How To Save Time" ................................... by Terry A. While


A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors's office. After
checkup, the doctor took the wife aside and said, "if you don't
the following, your husband will surely die."

1. "Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to
work in a good mood."

2."At lunch time make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him
in a
good frame of mind before he goes back to work.

3."For dinner, fix an especially nice meal and don't burden him
with household chores."

4."Satisfy his every whim."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor
said, she replied " you're going to die."



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Is Abortion a Moral Issue?
A Fascinating Debate on the Left

America has been embroiled in a seemingly endless debate
over the issue of abortion for four decades now, but the most
fascinating dispute on this issue may now be among those who
consider themselves, in one way or another, advocates of
abortion rights.


A husband and wife were involved in a petty argument,
both of them unwilling to admit they might be in error.

"I'll admit I'm wrong," the wife told her husband in a
conciliatory attempt, "if you'll admit I'm right."

He agreed and, like a gentleman, insisted she go first.

"I'm wrong," she said.

With a twinkle in his eye, he responded, "You're right!"


A UNC prof. filled his car with gas at a self-service
gas station. After he had paid and driven away,
he realized that he had left the gas cap on top
of his car. He stopped and looked and, sure
enough, it was lost.

Well, he thought for a second and realized that
other people must have done the same thing,
and that it was worth going back to look by the
side of the road since even if he couldn't find his

own gas cap, he might be able to find one that fit.

Sure enough, he hadn't been searching long when
he found a gas cap. He tried it on, and it went into
place with a satisfying click.

"Great," he thought, "I lost my gas cap, but I found
another one that fits. And this one's even better because
it locks ..."



Goodbye Barney!!!



Gone But Not Forgotten


UNC Exam Questions

Taken from UNC entrance exam.

UNC is now accepting graduates of the following
skools of higher edukation for faculty..........

~Salsa Rancho College
~Reboot University
~Slick State University
~Innuendo Night College
~World Global Transnational U.
~Sweet Dill Junior College
~North by Northeastern U.
~Skidmore Snowshoe U.
~Kansas Pacific University
~Texas Aunt Em College
~University of California at Sunset
~Massachusetts Institute of Trees
~St. Cunnilingus Day School
~College of the Equator
~Pungent University of the West
~Shoe Fly Pie Academy
~Menthol State University
~Bay Rum Polytechnic University
~Yahoo College of Atlantis
~Exterior Latex School of Art
~Moon River Divinity School
~Clinica Veterinaria de Brazil
~Louisiana College of Dentistry & Dressmaking
~Uganda U.
~Hash Brown University
~Upstairs Downstairs on the Right College
~Simple Simian School of Tax Fraud
~Plagiarism Creative Writing College
~Degree Mill of Miami Beach



Mulling over the menu in a restaurant near
the UNC* campus, I asked the waitress if
the roast beef was rare.

The waitress gave me a stare and replied,
"Well, no. We have it, like, just about every day."

*See Comments


Eighty year old Bessie bursts into the rec room
of the men's retirement home.

She holds her clenched fist in the air and saucily
announces, "Anyone
who can guess what's in my
hand can have a date with me tonight!!"

A witty, elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out,
"An elephant?"

Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough."


Medical Warning

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on:

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my
operating table because when you open them up, everything
inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think file clerks
are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in with, "You know, I like
construction workers. Those guys always understand when
you have a few parts left over at the end and when the job
takes longer than you said it would."


Vacation Trips For Business People

Artists: Painted Desert, Arizona
Athletes: Olympia Heights, Florida
Candy Makers: Carmel, Indiana
College Professors: University City, Missouri
Ecologists: Green Bay Wisconsin
Firefighters: Smokey Mountains
Geologists: Stone Mountain, Georgia

Gossip Columnists: Grapevine, Texas
Helicopter Pilots: Hoover, Alabama
Home Builders: New Castle, Pennsylvania
Jewelers: Pearl City, Hawaii
Landscapers: Garden City, Michigan
Lawyers: Accident, Maryland
Loan Officers: Fairbanks, Alaska

Lumber Jacks: Thousand Oaks, California
Manicurists: Finger Lakes, New York
Optometrists: Plainview, New York
Pastors: Chapel Hill, North Carolina
Pianists: Florida Keys
Podiatrists: Arches National Park, Utah
Democrat Politicians: Dodge City, Kansas

Real Estate Salesmen: Loveland, Colorado
Refrigerator Repairmen: Chilum, Maryland
Retired Army Officers: East Point, Georgia
Sailors: Marina, California
Sheriffs: Marshalltown, Iowa
Tree Trimmers: Long Branch, New Jersey


Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
& noticed a slowdown in the performance of the flower and
jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under the
Boyfriend 5.0 system.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
programs, such as Romance 9.9, and installed undesirable
programs such as NFL 7.4, NBA 3.2 and NHL 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 also no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6
simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to
no avail.

What can I do?



Why We Love Cop Shows

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It's an opening familiar to millions of Americans. A New York resident is
walking down the street, minding his own business—maybe arguing with
spouse or chatting with a friend. Suddenly, he stops, a look of horror
spreading over his face. At his feet is a dead body. The blood and gore
clues the victim probably didn't die of natural causes.

It's the beginning of Law and Order, one of the most popular cop shows
all time. And it's far from the only cop show on television these days.
Police and courtroom dramas have all but taken over prime time: Monk,
Bone, The
Shield, The Closer, Without a Trace, three versions of Law
& Order, and
three variations of CSI.


The graduate with a Science degree from Duke asks,
"Why does it work?" Graduates with an Engineering
degree from N.C.State asks, "How does it work?"
Grads with an Accounting degree U. of Mich. asks,
"How much will it cost?" The UNC Art School graduate
asks, "Do you want fries with that?"


Being Mocked:
The Essence Of
Christ's Work,
Not Muhammad's

What we saw in the past few weeks in the Islamic demonstrations
over the Danish cartoons of Muhammad was another vivid depiction

of the difference between Muhammad and Christ, and what it means
to follow each. Not all Muslims approve the violence. But a deep lesson
remains: The work of Muhammad is based on being honored and the
work of Christ is based on being insulted. This produces two very
different reactions to mockery.

If Christ had not been insulted, there would be no salvation. This was

His saving work: to be insulted and die to rescue sinners from the wrath

of God. Already in the Psalms the path of mockery was promised: “All

who see me mock me; they make mouths at Me; they wag their heads”
(Psalm 22:7). “He was despised and rejected by men . . . as one from whom
men hide their faces . . . and we esteemed Him not” (Isaiah 53:3).


Are Stay at Home Moms
"Letting Down the Team?"

Are stay at home moms a threat to civilization? Those of you
who are shocked by this question should take note of the fact
that ABC's " Good Morning America" program devoted seg -
ments to this question on two successive days, featuring the
arguments of Linda Hirshman, a prominent feminist thinker.

"I am saying an educated, competent adult's place is in the office,"
Hirshman told "Good Morning America." In other words, moms
who stay at home with their children have given themselves to a
calling that no educated or competent adult should desire or accept.

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* * * Four Important Things To KNOW: #1) For ALL (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) have sinned & fall short of the glory of God. #2) For the wages of above (see #1) are DEATH (Hell, eternal separation from God, & damnation) but the Gift (free & at no charge to you) of God (Creator, Jehovah, & Trinity) is Eternal Life (Heaven) through (in union with) Jesus Christ (God, Lord, 2nd Person of The Trinity, Messiah, Prince of Peace & Savior of the World). #3) For God so greatly loved & dearly prized the world (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) that He even gave up His only begotten (unique) Son, that whosoever (anyone, anywhere, anytime - while still living) believes (trust in, relies on, clings to, depends completely on) Him shall have eternal (everlasting) life (heaven). #4) Jesus said: "I am THE WAY, THE TRUTH, & THE LIFE. No one (male/female - American, Muslim, Jew, Catholic, Hindu, Buddhist, Asian, Presbyterian, European, Baptist, Brazilian, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc. ) comes (arrives) to the Father (with GOD in Heaven) EXCEPT BY (through) ME (no other name). *** This wonderful loving GOD gives you the choice - - - (Rev. 3:20) {Please note that church membership, baptism, doing good things, etc. are not requirements for becoming a Christian - however they are great afterwards!!!} *** Jesus said, "Wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction (Hell, damnation, eternal punishment), and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life (Heaven, eternal happiness, forever with God), and only a few find it.

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But these are written so that you may
believe that Jesus is the Messiah, the
Son of God, and that by believing in
Him you will have life. Jn 20:31

Seek the Lord while He may be found;
call on Him while He is near. Let the
wicked forsake his way and the evil
man his thoughts. Let him turn to the
Lord, and He will have mercy on him,
and to our God, for He will freely
pardon. "For My thoughts are not
your thoughts, neither are your ways
My ways," declares the Lord. "As the
heavens are higher than the earth, so
are My ways higher than your ways
and My thoughts than your thoughts.
As the rain and the snow come down
from heaven, and do not return to it
without watering the earth and making
it bud and flourish, so that it yields seed
for the sower and bread for the eater,
so is My word that goes out from My
mouth: It will not return to Me empty,
but will accomplish what I desire and
achieve the purpose for which I sent it.
You will go out in joy and be led forth
in peace; the mountains and hills will
burst into song before you, and all the
trees of the field will clap their hands.
Instead of the thornbush will grow the
pine tree, and instead of briers the myrtle
will grow. This will be for the Lord's
renown, for an everlasting sign, which
will not be destroyed." Is 55

O Lord, you have searched me and you
know me. You know when I sit and when
I rise; you perceive my thoughts from afar.
You discern my going out and my lying
down; you are familiar with all my ways.
Before a word is on my tongue you know
it completely, O Lord. You hem me in -
behind and before; you have laid your
hand upon me. Such knowledge is too
wonderful for me, too lofty for me to attain.

Where can I go from your Spirit? Where
can I flee from your presence? If I go up
to the heavens, you are there; if I make
my bed in the depths, you are there.

If I rise on the wings of the dawn,
if I settle on the far side of the sea,
even there your hand will guide me,
your right hand will hold me fast.

If I say, "Surely the darkness will hide
me and the light become night around
me," even the darkness will not be dark
to you; the night will shine like the day,
for darkness is as light to you. For you
created my inmost being; you knit me
together in my mother's womb. I praise
you because I am fearfully and wonderfully
made; your works are wonderful, I know
that full well. My frame was not hidden
from you when I was made in the secret
place. When I was woven together in the
depths of the earth, your eyes saw my
unformed body. All the days ordained
for me were written in your book before
one of them came to be.

How precious to me are your thoughts,
O God! How vast is the sum of them!
Were I to count them, they would
outnumber the grains of sand. When
I awake, I am still with you. Search me,
O God, and know my heart; test me
and know my anxious thoughts. See
if there is any offensive way in me,
and lead me in the way everlasting.
Ps 139

But indeed for this purpose I have raised you up,
that I may show My power in you, and that My
Name may be declared in all the earth. Ex 9:16

When I survey the wondrous cross
On which the Prince of Glory died,
My richest gain I count but loss,
And pour contempt on all my pride.

Were the whole realm of nature mine,
That were a present far too small:
Love so amazing, so divine,
Demands my soul, my life, my all.
- - Isaac Watts

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