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Eighty year old Bessie bursts into the rec room
of the men's retirement home.
She holds her clenched fist in the air and saucily
announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my
hand can have a date with me tonight!!"
A witty, elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out,
"An elephant?"
Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough."
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Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
From the Department of Redundancy Dept.
Flirt: A woman who thinks it's every man for herself.
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid
Fer sell cheep: IBM spel chekker. Wurks grate.
Fad: In one era and out the other.
Warning: Whimsical when bored
Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out,
but he/she can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.
Can it be a mistake that "STRESSED" is "DESSERTS"
spelled backward
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From the Department of Redundancy Dept.
Flirt: A woman who thinks it's every man for herself.
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid
Fer sell cheep: IBM spel chekker. Wurks grate.
Fad: In one era and out the other.
Warning: Whimsical when bored
Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out,
but he/she can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.
Can it be a mistake that "STRESSED" is "DESSERTS"
spelled backward
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It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her
what she wanted as a present.
"Oh, I don't know," she said. "Just give me something with
diamonds."
That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards.
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what she wanted as a present.
"Oh, I don't know," she said. "Just give me something with
diamonds."
That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards.
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PICS FROM SPACE
http://hubblesite.org
The Hubble Space Telescope can photograph images from farthest
space. Check pictures of exploding stars and black holes.
KIDS' SITE: PAINTING BY NUMBERS
http://www.segmation.com/SegPlayOverview.html
Remember paint by numbers? Pick a color and fill the appropriate
part of the picture. Choose from several cool pictures.
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http://hubblesite.org
The Hubble Space Telescope can photograph images from farthest
space. Check pictures of exploding stars and black holes.
KIDS' SITE: PAINTING BY NUMBERS
http://www.segmation.com/SegPlayOverview.html
Remember paint by numbers? Pick a color and fill the appropriate
part of the picture. Choose from several cool pictures.
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Being in a church doesn't
get you to Heaven anymore
than being in a garage
makes you a car...
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get you to Heaven anymore
than being in a garage
makes you a car...
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