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FAA Approved

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Next Waiting Room

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Popular Restaurant -
Near UNC

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When my husband and I showed up at a very popular Chapel
Hill* restaurant, it was crowded. I went up to the hostess and
asked, "Will it be long?"

The hostess, ignoring me, kept writing in her book. I asked
again, "How much of a wait?"

The woman looked up and said, "About ten minutes."

A short time later, we heard an announcement over the loud-
speaker: "Willette B. Long, your table is ready."

*Click on pic to read sign in window...





 

Office Hours

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Sarah's professors tell her there's no such thing
as absolute truth. Professor Theophilus says even
they don't really believe that...

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New Hearing Aide -
Developed At UNC

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"Hey Benny," said Lou, "I just bought me
a
brand new hearing aide. It cost me $4,000,
but it's state of the art."

"That right?" answered Ben. "What kind is it?"

"One-thirty-seven."





 

Who You Are & Why You're There

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As a general rule, I don't do hospitals. Oh, I visit other
people in hospitals, but I don't stay in them. God has
blessed me with wonderful health over the years. But
there was the time I had such an intense bout with the
flu that I ended up badly dehydrated.

The doctor was concerned enough about me that he put
me in the hospital for a short time, actually, to get me re-
hydrated with intravenous fluids. Now I've got to tell you,
I was not a happy camper when they told me they were
going to admit me to the hospital.

Oh, I was nice on the outside, but inside I was going "Rrrrrr."
That was until my sister-in-law reminded me of something
that she said I had told her once or twice. (I hate it when my
own words come back to haunt me.) She said, "Remember
who you are and remember why you're here."

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A Letter To Friends

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Dear Friends

You are forgiving and good, O Lord,
abounding in love to all who call on You.

Sincerely Yours,
David

P.S. Please see "comments" for additional
information.





Wednesday

 

UNC Medical Rounds

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Making rounds one morning, a doctor points out
an X-ray to a group of UNC medical students.

"As you can see," he says, "the patient limps because
his left fibula and tibia are radically arched.

Bernie, what would you do in a case like this?"

*Please see "comments" for Bernie's answer along with additional pertinent information.





 

Don't Sit Up Straight

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The longstanding advice to "sit up straight"
has been turned on its head by a new study
that suggests leaning back is a much better
posture (but you'd still better listen to your
Mom)...

MORE!!!





 

Coffee With Jill

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Linda and Jill are having coffee when Linda notices
that Jill seems troubled and asks her, "Is something
bugging you? You look anxious."

"Well, my boyfriend just lost all his money and life
savings in the stock market," Jill explained.

"Oh, that's too bad," Linda sympathized. "I'm sure
you're feeling sorry for him."

"Yeah, I am," Jill said. "He'll miss me."





 

Wednesday's Riddles

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1) My host thinks I'm an irritation, a bother, a pain.
But he can't evict me, so here I will remain. Then
one day I'm taken and ranked among my peers.
Can you
guess just what I am? Then you might
call me dear.


2) I start with the letter e,
I end with the letter e.
I contain only one letter,
Yet I am not the letter e!

What am I?


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3) Here is a quotation with all the spaces and vowels removed.
What is the quotation?

TRRSHMNTFRGVDVN


4) High above the lowly earth,
and yet I flourish for all I'm worth.
I hang between the earth and sky,
green or brown as the seasons pass by.
As around me all the birds do fly,
and just before winter, away go I.
Tell me true,
What Am I?

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5) These fictitious names are all rearrangements of the names
of famous people. For example, if Sheila O'Norton were on
the list, you would discover that this is really Horatio
Nelson in disguise. See if you can discover who everyone
really is.

A) Frank Cardise
B) Fred Colatis
C) Alfie Dondee
D) Fidel Haltor
E) Jon Hasket
F) Fred Hyron
G) Mark Larx
H) Helmut Tarrin
I) June Seatan

6) Caesar and Brutus are playing a game in which each says the
next number from a well-known sequence. The first 20 terms
of the sequence are given below:

1 2 3 2 1 2 3 4 2 1 2 3 4 3 2 3 4 5 3 2

The fortieth term is 2. If Caesar began the game, who will
be the first to say 10?


*Answers are located in "comments"
for your convenience & felicity.



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Movie: The Nativity Story

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Christians have long known that it is more important
to be “correct” than “politically correct.” Christmas is
about Christ, and that is “correct,” accurate and true
to history and tradition. Santa Claus, reindeer, wreaths,
Christmas trees are fine, but what it is all about is the
birth of the Messiah. Christmas heralds the turning
point in history...

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The Transporter To Tomorrow

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"To boldly go where no man has gone before."
Recognize that famous line? Then somewhere
along the way, you've been exposed to that
cultural phenomenon known as Star Trek.

They had this invention on the Enterprise,
you remember, it's called a transporter -
as in "Scotty, beam me up!" Well, the
transporter sort of rearranges your
molecules and beams you to another
location almost immediately. But
sometimes the crew would get beamed
down to some unknown planet, only to
be greeted by this horrific space creature...

MORE!!!

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Dancing Around Oneness

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During my first year in college I was convinced that a beginning ballet
class was just what I needed to lighten a heavy course load. Nothing was
less like calculus and chemistry than ballet. Little did I know, however,
that my ballet professor would embody a militant will to snap "easy-A"
seeking students in two with the Herculean strength of her well-trained
legs. "Find your Sit-Bones!" she repeatedly thundered, pacing through
even rows of frightened freshmen.

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This will change completely in the next few
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ALL 230 countries of the world.-"But indeed
for this purpose I have raised you up, that I
may show My power in you, and that My
Name may be declared in all the earth."
EX IX:XVI





Tuesday

 

Are His Flashers On?

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Two UNC students were speeding down the highway
at well over 98 mph.

"Hey," asked the student at the wheel "Any cops
following us?"


The other turned around and had a long look at
the road behind them.


"Yeah, looks like it"

"Are his flashers on?"


*His facetious answer is located in "comments"
for your convenience & felicity.





 

Your Own Parking Space

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Dinner Palaver

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A mother and father were chatting with their high school
son about his future. The student said he'd like to attend
UNC*, as his parents and other members of the family had.

Pleased with his response, they pressed on. "What would
you like to take when you attend college?" they asked the
high school student

After giving it some thought and glancing around the kitchen,
he replied, "The refrigerator, if you can get along without it."


*Please see "comments" for additional pertinent information.















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But these are written so that you may
believe that Jesus is the Messiah, the
Son of God, and that by believing in
Him you will have life. Jn 20:31

Seek the Lord while He may be found;
call on Him while He is near. Let the
wicked forsake his way and the evil
man his thoughts. Let him turn to the
Lord, and He will have mercy on him,
and to our God, for He will freely
pardon. "For My thoughts are not
your thoughts, neither are your ways
My ways," declares the Lord. "As the
heavens are higher than the earth, so
are My ways higher than your ways
and My thoughts than your thoughts.
As the rain and the snow come down
from heaven, and do not return to it
without watering the earth and making
it bud and flourish, so that it yields seed
for the sower and bread for the eater,
so is My word that goes out from My
mouth: It will not return to Me empty,
but will accomplish what I desire and
achieve the purpose for which I sent it.
You will go out in joy and be led forth
in peace; the mountains and hills will
burst into song before you, and all the
trees of the field will clap their hands.
Instead of the thornbush will grow the
pine tree, and instead of briers the myrtle
will grow. This will be for the Lord's
renown, for an everlasting sign, which
will not be destroyed." Is 55

O Lord, you have searched me and you
know me. You know when I sit and when
I rise; you perceive my thoughts from afar.
You discern my going out and my lying
down; you are familiar with all my ways.
Before a word is on my tongue you know
it completely, O Lord. You hem me in -
behind and before; you have laid your
hand upon me. Such knowledge is too
wonderful for me, too lofty for me to attain.

Where can I go from your Spirit? Where
can I flee from your presence? If I go up
to the heavens, you are there; if I make
my bed in the depths, you are there.

If I rise on the wings of the dawn,
if I settle on the far side of the sea,
even there your hand will guide me,
your right hand will hold me fast.

If I say, "Surely the darkness will hide
me and the light become night around
me," even the darkness will not be dark
to you; the night will shine like the day,
for darkness is as light to you. For you
created my inmost being; you knit me
together in my mother's womb. I praise
you because I am fearfully and wonderfully
made; your works are wonderful, I know
that full well. My frame was not hidden
from you when I was made in the secret
place. When I was woven together in the
depths of the earth, your eyes saw my
unformed body. All the days ordained
for me were written in your book before
one of them came to be.

How precious to me are your thoughts,
O God! How vast is the sum of them!
Were I to count them, they would
outnumber the grains of sand. When
I awake, I am still with you. Search me,
O God, and know my heart; test me
and know my anxious thoughts. See
if there is any offensive way in me,
and lead me in the way everlasting.
Ps 139

But indeed for this purpose I have raised you up,
that I may show My power in you, and that My
Name may be declared in all the earth. Ex 9:16


When I survey the wondrous cross
On which the Prince of Glory died,
My richest gain I count but loss,
And pour contempt on all my pride.

Were the whole realm of nature mine,
That were a present far too small:
Love so amazing, so divine,
Demands my soul, my life, my all.
- - Isaac Watts


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