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I'm not saying our new UNC grad receptionist is dumb, but this is how she filled out her insurance forms: Date of Birth: January 12, 1978 Weight: 6 pounds, 10 ounces Height: 20 inches
Two UNC students touring the Sahara was dressed in bathing suits. A Bedouin gazed at them in amazement. "We're going swimming," said the students. "But the ocean is eight hundred miles away," the Arab informed him.
"Eight hundred miles!" the students exclaimed with a huge smile. "Boy, what a beach!"
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