Two UNC students touring the Sahara was dressed in bathing suits. A Bedouin gazed at them in amazement. "We're going swimming," said the students. "But the ocean is eight hundred miles away," the Arab informed him.
"Eight hundred miles!" the students exclaimed with a huge smile. "Boy, what a beach!"
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"It is the duty of nations, as well as of men, to own their dependence upon the overruling power of God and to recognize the sublime truth announced in the Holy Scriptures and proven by all history, that those nations only are blessed whose God is the Lord." --Abraham Lincoln
I can't begin to estimate how many times I have attempted to encourage someone with the assurance of God's nearness. God is with you. God is near. God is among us. It is an astonishing attribute of the God we profess, a comforting attribute. "God is our refuge and strength," writes the psalmist, "an ever-present help in trouble" (Psalm 46:1). "The Lord is near," the Apostle tells the Philippians, "Do not be anxious" (4:5-6). That there is one who draws near is a testimony echoed throughout Scripture, and it is a witness in which many of us understandably draw hope. Thus, you can imagine my surprise when my assurance of God's presence in the life of a struggling friend was met with her honest rejoinder: "Is that supposed to encourage me?"
I had forgotten an essential ingredient in the assurance that comes from nearness. Nearness in and of itself is not assuring. The degree of comfort and assurance (or instruction and conviction) we draw from those near us is wholly contingent on who it is that has drawn near. For some, that God is near resembles more a threat than a promise. My friend's perception of God at that moment was perhaps closer to Julian Huxley's than King David's. For Huxley, God resembled "not a ruler, but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat." For David, God's nearness was clearly thought his good (cf. Psalm 73:28).
The attributes of God are qualities that cannot be taken as removed from one another. They are not traits that exist individually but simultaneously. God is both near us and "among us" as Isaiah writes; He is also far from us and beyond us--in knowledge, in grandeur, in immensity. "Am I only a God nearby," declares the LORD, "and not a God far away? Can anyone hide in secret places so that I cannot see him?" declares the LORD. "Do not I fill heaven and earth?" (Jeremiah 23:23-24).
The one who both dwells among us and in the highest heavens is also good and wise and holy. God as we discover Him in Scripture, God of whose nearness we speak, is in and of Himself "infinite in being, glory, blessedness and perfection; all-sufficient, eternal, unchangeable, incomprehensible, everywhere present, almighty, knowing all things, most wise, most holy, most just, most merciful and gracious, longsuffering, and abundant in goodness and truth."(1) Like Him there is no other; He is wholly other.
After the candid response from my friend, I realized how important it is to clarify what we mean--whom we speak of--when we say "God." My friend needed not only to know that God is near but that He is merciful; not only that He is sovereign but that He is good. She needed to hear the "who" behind the promise, beyond the attribute. And I needed the candid reminder that the attributes we study, the biblical promises we cling to, the words we count on to comfort or restore, are pale in comparison--and meaningful only--because of the one they describe. The promise that God is among us is only promising because it is this God who is among us.
For several months I have kept near my desk a prayer written by Dietrich Bonhoeffer. The prayer depicts the one beside whom we live and before whom we pray:
Lord Jesus, come yourself, and dwell with us, be human as we are, and overcome what overwhelms us. Come into the midst of my evil, come close to my unfaithfulness. Share my sin, which I hate and which I cannot leave. Be my brother, Thou Holy God. Be my brother in the kingdom of evil and suffering and death. Come with me in my death, come with me in my suffering, come with me as I struggle with evil. And make me holy and pure, despite my sin and death.
It is this God who hears our prayers, the Holy One of Israel, the Christ who came among us. It is God Himself who is near, and it is our good.
(1) As excerpted from the Westminster Larger Catechism.
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