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Who Are These People???
Our Blog Readers Snapshot
| Num | Perc. | Country Name | ||
 | 42 | 47.73% | United States |  |
| 16 | 18.18% | Canada |  |
| 8 | 9.09% | United Kingdom |  |
| 5 | 5.68% | Australia |  |
| 4 | 4.55% | United Arab Emirates |  |
| 3 | 3.41% | Taiwan |  |
| 3 | 3.41% | India |  |
| 2 | 2.27% | Austria |  |
| 2 | 2.27% | Czech Republic |  |
| 2 | 2.27% | Kuwait |  |
| 1 | 1.14% | Sweden |  |
Above numbers give a snapshot of the locations
of our last 100 readers around 7 A.M. today.
This will change completely in the next few
minutes. 'Thought & Humor' has been read
in ALL 230 countries of the world. A numerical
counter is shown way below.
Friday
Bank Robbery
A lawyer enters a bank as a robber is making his getaway.
Noticing that the customers have their faces buried in the
floor, and the tellers have their hands in the air, the
lawyer asks what's going on. As the bank manager dials the
police department he shouts, "That man just walked out of
here with a million dollars!"
"A million dollars! Why didn't you say something?" the
lawyer says in shock. "I would have given him my card."
Endorsing
Proud and pleased as she could be, the new, young bride,
and a recent graduate of UNC,* Mrs. Stanford Strothers,
strode briskly up to the teller's cage at the bank to cash
her husband's pay check for the first time.
When the teller told her the check would have to be endorsed,
the bride grabbed the pen and unhesitatingly wrote on the
back, "I heartily recommend my husband, Stanford Strothers."
*Please see "comments"
For Sale
A real-estate agent was driving around with a new trainee when she
spotted a charming little farmhouse with a hand-lettered "For Sale"
sign out front.
After briskly introducing herself and her associate to the startled
occupant, the agent cruised from room to room, opening closets and
cupboards, testing faucets and pointing out where a "new light fixture
here and a little paint there" would help. Pleased with her
assertiveness, the woman was hopeful that the owner would offer her
the listing.
"Ma'am," the man said, "I appreciate the home-improvement tips and
all, but I think you read my sign wrong. It says, "HORSE for sale."
It's A Mad, Mad World
Imagine an American president addressing the
United Nations and concluding his remarks by
praying that God would hasten Christ's return
and unleash the apocalypse. What do you suppose
public opinion would be? Well, something even
scarier actually happened at the UN last week,
and the world said . . . nothing.
Someone Took This Picture
Of Howdy's Autumn Home:
Grandma's Visit
Facing The Giants
Facing the Giants is the story of a football coach at a private
high school who, in six years, has never had a winning season.
After his team, the Shiloh Eagles, lose their third game in a row—
to the worst team in the league—parents begin scheming to replace
Coach Grant...
In The Hands Of Thieves
When brazen thieves made off with Edvard Munch's
The Scream and Madonna two years ago, I wanted to
join the search. The thought of adding Munch's works
to the secret galleries of art forever lost was upsetting
to say the least. I pictured clumsy men dragging irre -
placeable works through sullied alleyways and destructive
elements. Like most, I dreaded the worst; valuables
cannot be trusted in the hands of thieves...
Marry Her?
But What About That
Girl Over There?
Our Blog Readers Snapshot
| Num | Perc. | Country Name | ||
| 57 | 57.00% | United States | |
| 19 | 19.00% | United Kingdom | |
| 5 | 5.00% | Spain |  |
| 5 | 5.00% | Germany |  |
| 4 | 4.00% | Australia | |
| 3 | 3.00% | Belgium |  |
| 3 | 3.00% | Venezuela |  |
| 2 | 2.00% | Ireland |  |
| 1 | 1.00% | Viet Nam |  |
| 1 | 1.00% | Philippines |  |
Above numbers give a snapshot of the locations