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*A gentle answer turns away wrath, but a harsh word
stirs up anger. --Proverbs 15
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*The Lord Himself will come down from heaven, with a loud
command, with the voice of the archangel and with the trumpet
call of God, and the dead in Christ will rise first. After
that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up
together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air.
And so we will be with the Lord forever. --1 Thessalonians 4

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The tough businessman was feeling very ill and went to the doctor.
The doc examined him and backed away, saying, "I'm sorry to tell
you this, but you have an advanced case of highly infectious rabies.
You must have had it for some time. It will almost certainly be fatal."
"Could you give me a pen and paper?" said the businessman. "Do you want
to write your will?"
"No, I want to make a list of all the people I want to bite."

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August, 1896
Skookum Jim and Tagish Charlie, members of the
Tagish First Nations people, and George Carmack
found gold in the Yukon, Canada, starting what
became known as the Klondike Gold Rush. The
three men were prospecting in Rabbit Creek
(which they renamed Bonanza), a tributary
of the Klondike River, when they made their
discovery.

Over 100,000 people stampeded to the Yukon
in search of gold.

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The camera on board the Mars Global Surveyor has provided
evidence that strong martian winds move large sand dunes on
the planet's surface. The heaviest damage appears to have
been done to the "Martian Acres" mobile home park.
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Howdy recently sent ten different puns to the UNC school newspaper,
in the hope that at least one of the puns would make some ot the
students laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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