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Friday
4th Of July Fireworks
Though he's no Man of Sorrows,
Superman does convey a powerful
& distinct message about our need
for a savior...
UNC Parking
A UNC* student was in court charged with
parking in a restricted area. The judge asked
him if he had anything to say in his defense.
"They shouldn't put up such misleading notices,"
said the guy. "The sign said 'FINE FOR PARKING
HERE'."
*See "comments"
UNC Job Description Question
Q: What job function does a UNC grad have
..... in an M&M factory?
A: See "comments"...
Dog vs. Cat
When picking out a pet, keep in mind that to a dog,
you're family; to a cat, you're staff.
Forward to a friend - click on small white envelope just below:
UNC Bus Trip
UNC Grad to Ticket Agent: I want to buy a bus
ticket for Norwald.
Ticket Agent, Searching Book: Norwald? Let me
find that. Hmm... never heard of it. Let me see...
Norwald. I don't see Norwald listed, and I can't
find it on the map. Just where is Norwald, anyway?
UNC: Over there. He's my brother-in-law.
Our Blog Readers Snapshot
| Num | Perc. | Country Name | ||
 | 43 | 46.24% | United States |  |
| 15 | 16.13% | Russian Federation |  |
| 10 | 10.75% | United Kingdom |  |
| 7 | 7.53% | India |  |
| 5 | 5.38% | Hong Kong |  |
| 3 | 3.23% | Australia |  |
| 2 | 2.15% | Italy |  |
| 2 | 2.15% | Sweden |  |
| 2 | 2.15% | Netherlands |  |
| 1 | 1.08% | Unknown | - |
| 1 | 1.08% | Poland |  |
| 1 | 1.08% | Indonesia |  |
| 1 | 1.08% | Philippines |  |
Above numbers give a snapshot of the locations of our
last 100 readers around 9 A.M. today. This will change
completely in the next few minutes. A numerical counter
is shown below.
Thursday
She was a UNC grad &. . .
.. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
.. she tripped over a cordless phone
.. she told someone to meet her at the corner of "WALK"
.. & "DONT WALK"
.. they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade
.. when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,
.. she moved.
Restaurant In Chapel Hill
Two UNC students went to the only restaurant in Chapel Hill.
The first student was about midway through his meal but was
not at all happy with his baked potato.
He called the waitress and said, "This potato is bad."
The waitress picked it up, smacked it and put it back on
the plate and said "If that potato causes any more trouble
just let me know."
New Cell Phone
A UNC Prof. is in a cafe and his new cellular
phone rings, so he picks it up and says
"Hello, how did you know I was here?"
Party Quiz
Party Quiz
1. What do golfers enjoy in their salads?
2. What do anatomy specialists have for dinner?
3. What vegetables do goldsmiths eat?
4. What icy treat do gamblers love more than anything?
5. What dish do you serve when you need a favor?
6. What did the quality-control expert refuse to eat?
7. What was the cheerleader's favourite beverage?
8. What was the loner's favorite fish?
9. What did the Scandinavian cannibal eat for dinner?
10. What is Lassie's favorite vegetable?
11. What do ministers eat for dessert?
12. What does the Psychiatrist like to snack on after dinner?
13. What is a photographer's favorite canape?
14. What do plumbers eat as a first course?
15. What is an amateur radio operator's favorite snack?
16. What does an educator eat for lunch?
17. What breakfast cereal does a magician eat for breakfast?
18. What cereal do British gents eat for breakfast?
19. What does a cosmetics manufacturer eat for breakfast?
20. What is a surveyor's favourite cut of meat?
Answers in "comments"
2. What do anatomy specialists have for dinner?
3. What vegetables do goldsmiths eat?
4. What icy treat do gamblers love more than anything?
5. What dish do you serve when you need a favor?
6. What did the quality-control expert refuse to eat?
7. What was the cheerleader's favourite beverage?
8. What was the loner's favorite fish?
9. What did the Scandinavian cannibal eat for dinner?
10. What is Lassie's favorite vegetable?
11. What do ministers eat for dessert?
12. What does the Psychiatrist like to snack on after dinner?
13. What is a photographer's favorite canape?
14. What do plumbers eat as a first course?
15. What is an amateur radio operator's favorite snack?
16. What does an educator eat for lunch?
17. What breakfast cereal does a magician eat for breakfast?
18. What cereal do British gents eat for breakfast?
19. What does a cosmetics manufacturer eat for breakfast?
20. What is a surveyor's favourite cut of meat?
Answers in "comments"
Window On The Wall
The most controversial piece of real estate in the world -
The place very near where the Future King will rule the world...
Letter To Friends
Dearest Friends,
The fool has said in his heart, "There is no God."
They are corrupt, They have done abominable works,
There is none who does good.
Best Wishes,
David
14PS1
Wednesday
How to tell if you're really a liberal...
Take The Test:
1) Can't say anything nice about the USA.
2) Don't mind if someone burns the symbol of the U.S.A.
3) Think terrorist are honorable but our military is not.
4) Think it's OK to read sexually explicit material in public schools.
5) Think it's not OK to read the Bible in public schools.
6) Believe in freedom of speech when someone is using profanity in public.
7) Don't believe in freedom of speech when someone is praying in public.
8) Think it's horrible to belittle any non-Christian deity in public or the media.
9) Think it's wonderful to belittle the God of the Bible in public or the media.
10) Think it's a travesty to kill whales or baby seals.
11) Think it's honorable to take the life of pre-born babies, handicapped or elderly.
12) Don't believe that Jesus is God as the Bible teaches and most of our Founding Fathers believed.
UNC vs. NCSU
Typical UNC Student
(right)
Typical NCSU Students
Q: If a NCSU* student & a UNC* student fell from a
precipice at the same time, who would land first?
A: The NCSU student. The UNC student would have
to stop & ask for directions!
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