A UNC* student was in court charged with parking in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defense. "They shouldn't put up such misleading notices," said the guy. "The sign said 'FINE FOR PARKING HERE'."
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*UNC is the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill. Specializing in a wide range of degree programs including: B.A. A.H.F.(Advanced Hamburger Flipping), N.U.T., A.P.E., B.R.C. (Bar Room Conversations), etc. Institution was founded in 1898 for sons/daughters of local Chapel Still politicians that were unable to qualify for the more prestigious institutions of higher learning such as Duke, Wake Forest, and N.C. State.
STORIES. Two-thirds of our world are oral communicators. That's 4 billion people who can't, don't or won't read or communicate by literate means! Ironically, 90% of all Christian ministry today occurs through literate communication styles! One of the major developments in recent years has been an understanding of orality. And it is not just the non-western world. Many people in the west do not, in practice, read very much, and are much more comfortable to receive most of their information through spoken and visual communication: http://story4all.com/
TOTAL RECALL - Staying Faithful by Being Relevant: "I had my eye on Arnold Schwarzenegger as I travelled by bus from Singapore to Thailand in the summer of 1994..." http://www.lausanneworldpulse.com/perspectives/365
Top 10 Ways Technology Is Changing Ministry Communication: http://ccmag.gospelcom.net/0606/0606musicandmultimedia.pdf
There are times when we're traveling down the road of life expecting a good turn up ahead. It's something we've dreamed of...or something we pursued but we were left with disappointment instead. For whatever reason, it wasn't our season and our dreams were all dashed in the wind. And we had to start over...to pick up the pieces then put them together again. But if we are walking in a personal relationship with the Lord...the great God of old, Then we have to believe He has a perfect plan that one day we will see unfold. And we have to believe His ways are much higher and He is able to show us those ways. We have to believe He is sovereign and gracious to know He's in charge of our days. And as much as the roadblocks & shut-doors may hurt us they are part of our own life stories. For it's not just successes and high points in life where God chooses to show us His glory. As life moves forward and new chapters unfold God shows us a far better picture instead. For He uses the roadblocks to send us down other paths where He's opening His doors instead.
Sheila Gosney
For My thoughts are not your thoughts, Nor are your ways My ways,” says the LORD. “ For as the heavens are higher than the earth, So are My ways higher than your ways, And My thoughts than your thoughts. ISAIAH 55:8-9