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Two UNC students touring the
Sahara was dressed in bathing
suits. A Bedouin gazed at them
in amazement. "We're going
swimming," said the students.
"But the ocean is eight hundred
miles away," the Arab informed him.

"Eight hundred miles!" the
students exclaimed with a
huge smile. "Boy, what a beach!"





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own their dependence upon the overruling power of God and
to recognize the sublime truth announced in the Holy Scriptures
and proven by all history, that those nations only are blessed
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God Among Us
Jill Carattini

I can't begin to estimate how many times I have attempted to encourage
someone with the assurance of God's nearness. God is with you. God is
near. God is among us. It is an astonishing attribute of the God we
profess, a comforting attribute. "God is our refuge and strength," writes
the psalmist, "an ever-present help in trouble" (Psalm 46:1). "The Lord is
near," the Apostle tells the Philippians, "Do not be anxious" (4:5-6).
That there is one who draws near is a testimony echoed throughout
Scripture, and it is a witness in which many of us understandably draw
hope. Thus, you can imagine my surprise when my assurance of God's
presence in the life of a struggling friend was met with her honest
rejoinder: "Is that supposed to encourage me?"

I had forgotten an essential ingredient in the assurance that comes from
nearness. Nearness in and of itself is not assuring. The degree of
comfort and assurance (or instruction and conviction) we draw from those
near us is wholly contingent on who it is that has drawn near. For
some, that God is near resembles more a threat than a promise. My friend's
perception of God at that moment was perhaps closer to Julian Huxley's than
King David's. For Huxley, God resembled "not a ruler, but the last fading
smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat." For David, God's nearness was clearly
thought his good (cf. Psalm 73:28).

The attributes of God are qualities that cannot be taken as removed from
one another. They are not traits that exist individually but
simultaneously. God is both near us and "among us" as Isaiah writes; He
is also far from us and beyond us--in knowledge, in grandeur, in
immensity. "Am I only a God nearby," declares the LORD, "and not a God
far away? Can anyone hide in secret places so that I cannot see him?"
declares the LORD. "Do not I fill heaven and earth?" (Jeremiah 23:23-24).


The one who both dwells among us and in the highest heavens is also
good and wise and holy. God as we discover Him in
Scripture, God of whose nearness we speak, is in and of Himself "infinite
in being, glory, blessedness and perfection; all-sufficient, eternal,
unchangeable, incomprehensible, everywhere present, almighty, knowing all
things, most wise, most holy, most just, most merciful and gracious,
longsuffering, and abundant in goodness and truth."(1) Like Him there is
no other; He is wholly other.

After the candid response from my friend, I realized how important it is
to clarify what we mean--whom we speak of--when we say "God." My friend
needed not only to know that God is near but that He is merciful; not only
that He is sovereign but that He is good. She needed to hear the "who"
behind the promise, beyond the attribute. And I needed the candid
reminder that the attributes we study, the biblical promises we cling to,
the words we count on to comfort or restore, are pale in comparison--and
meaningful only--because of the one they describe. The promise
that God is among us is only promising because it is this God who
is among us.

For several months I have kept near my desk a prayer written by Dietrich
Bonhoeffer. The prayer depicts the one beside whom we live and before
whom we pray:

Lord Jesus, come yourself, and dwell with us, be human as we
are, and overcome what overwhelms us. Come into the midst of my evil,
come close to my unfaithfulness. Share my sin, which I hate and which I
cannot leave. Be my brother, Thou Holy God. Be my brother in the kingdom
of evil and suffering and death. Come with me in my death, come with me in
my suffering, come with me as I struggle with evil. And make me holy and
pure, despite my sin and death.

It is this God who hears our prayers, the Holy One of Israel, the Christ
who came among us. It is God Himself who is near, and it is our good.



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But these are written so that you may
believe that Jesus is the Messiah, the
Son of God, and that by believing in
Him you will have life. Jn 20:31

Seek the Lord while He may be found;
call on Him while He is near. Let the
wicked forsake his way and the evil
man his thoughts. Let him turn to the
Lord, and He will have mercy on him,
and to our God, for He will freely
pardon. "For My thoughts are not
your thoughts, neither are your ways
My ways," declares the Lord. "As the
heavens are higher than the earth, so
are My ways higher than your ways
and My thoughts than your thoughts.
As the rain and the snow come down
from heaven, and do not return to it
without watering the earth and making
it bud and flourish, so that it yields seed
for the sower and bread for the eater,
so is My word that goes out from My
mouth: It will not return to Me empty,
but will accomplish what I desire and
achieve the purpose for which I sent it.
You will go out in joy and be led forth
in peace; the mountains and hills will
burst into song before you, and all the
trees of the field will clap their hands.
Instead of the thornbush will grow the
pine tree, and instead of briers the myrtle
will grow. This will be for the Lord's
renown, for an everlasting sign, which
will not be destroyed." Is 55

O Lord, you have searched me and you
know me. You know when I sit and when
I rise; you perceive my thoughts from afar.
You discern my going out and my lying
down; you are familiar with all my ways.
Before a word is on my tongue you know
it completely, O Lord. You hem me in -
behind and before; you have laid your
hand upon me. Such knowledge is too
wonderful for me, too lofty for me to attain.

Where can I go from your Spirit? Where
can I flee from your presence? If I go up
to the heavens, you are there; if I make
my bed in the depths, you are there.

If I rise on the wings of the dawn,
if I settle on the far side of the sea,
even there your hand will guide me,
your right hand will hold me fast.

If I say, "Surely the darkness will hide
me and the light become night around
me," even the darkness will not be dark
to you; the night will shine like the day,
for darkness is as light to you. For you
created my inmost being; you knit me
together in my mother's womb. I praise
you because I am fearfully and wonderfully
made; your works are wonderful, I know
that full well. My frame was not hidden
from you when I was made in the secret
place. When I was woven together in the
depths of the earth, your eyes saw my
unformed body. All the days ordained
for me were written in your book before
one of them came to be.

How precious to me are your thoughts,
O God! How vast is the sum of them!
Were I to count them, they would
outnumber the grains of sand. When
I awake, I am still with you. Search me,
O God, and know my heart; test me
and know my anxious thoughts. See
if there is any offensive way in me,
and lead me in the way everlasting.
Ps 139

But indeed for this purpose I have raised you up,
that I may show My power in you, and that My
Name may be declared in all the earth. Ex 9:16


When I survey the wondrous cross
On which the Prince of Glory died,
My richest gain I count but loss,
And pour contempt on all my pride.

Were the whole realm of nature mine,
That were a present far too small:
Love so amazing, so divine,
Demands my soul, my life, my all.
- - Isaac Watts


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