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Match the words in the left-hand column with
the correct
definition in the right-hand column.

1. edulcorate ........ A. Loathsome.
2. peregrination ... B. Conspicuously and outrageously bad.
3. rantipole .......... C. Holding something in trust for another.
4. excoriate ......... D. To free from harshness.
5. wlatsome ......... E. Everlasting, eternal.
6. caitiff .............. F. To express strong disapproval of.
7. fiduciary ......... G. A wild, rambunctious young man.
8. rosorial .......... H. Traveling from place to place; wandering.
9. sempiternal ... I. A mean or cowardly person.
10. egregious .... J. Rubbish, waste.

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1. edulcorate D. To free from harshness.
2. peregrination H. Traveling from place to place; wandering.
3. rantipole G. A wild, rambunctious young man.
4. excoriate F. To express strong disapproval of.
5. wlatsome A. Loathsome.
6. caitiff I. A mean or cowardly person.
7. fiduciary C. Holding something in trust for another.
8. rosorial J. Rubbish, waste.
9. sempiternal E. Everlasting, eternal.
10. egregious B. Conspicuously and outrageously bad.
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Permission is hereby granted for you to change all
humor used in The"E-Mail Newspaper", 'Thought &
Humor' and its subsidiaries related to the institution
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1) Any French or German University
2) Harvard or U.C.-Berkeley
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When I was a kid, we walked 10 miles to school every day,
sometimes in the rain or snow. Man, did we feel stupid when
we found out there was a bus.


"Thought & Humor" is now read in all 50 States,
61 Countries, ALL 7 Continents, many Island Nations,
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My friend Judy was working at the Chapel Hill Inn when she
answered a call for information about the inn. After finishing
the conversation, Judy stepped away from the desk.

When the phone rang again, a UNC student intern took the call.

"I forgot to ask something." the caller said, "How are the
rooms appointed?"

"Well, six of them are appointed west," the student said,
"and the rest are appointed east."
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Ever wonder how James Bond got his name? James Bond,
known to his friends as Jim, was a Philadelphia ornithologist
and the author of a book called Birds of the West India.

While the bird-watching book may not have been a bestseller,
it did catch the attention of an Englishman named Ian Fleming.
At the time, Fleming was living in Jamaica and writing a book
of his own. It was the story of an as yet unnamed British
secret agent who had the code name 007.

One day, as Fleming was sitting at breakfast looking through
his favorite non-fiction tide, he found the perfect name for
his hero: Bond, James Bond. Interestingly, the name Bond was
not chosen because it was strong, exotic, or even memorable.
As Fleming later wrote, "It struck me that this name, brief,
unromantic and yet very masculine, was just what I needed."
Jim Bond didn't know about his fictional namesake until the
early 1960s when he read an interview in which Fleming
explained the origin of his character's name.


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peer-to-peer nature. All computers on the internet are equal,
and in the past it hasn't mattered whether your computer is
a 386 in Nguru on the end of a satellite phone or a big monster
in a New York rack. If that ever changes, I think we will lose
part of the essential, vital character of the internet. Doug Winter


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Two-wheeled exercise machines,
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fat. To get maximum aerobic
benefit, you must hide behind a
bush and dash out, bark loudly
and run alongside for a few yards;
the person then swerves and falls
into the bushes, and you prance away.
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But these are written so that you may
believe that Jesus is the Messiah, the
Son of God, and that by believing in
Him you will have life. Jn 20:31

Seek the Lord while He may be found;
call on Him while He is near. Let the
wicked forsake his way and the evil
man his thoughts. Let him turn to the
Lord, and He will have mercy on him,
and to our God, for He will freely
pardon. "For My thoughts are not
your thoughts, neither are your ways
My ways," declares the Lord. "As the
heavens are higher than the earth, so
are My ways higher than your ways
and My thoughts than your thoughts.
As the rain and the snow come down
from heaven, and do not return to it
without watering the earth and making
it bud and flourish, so that it yields seed
for the sower and bread for the eater,
so is My word that goes out from My
mouth: It will not return to Me empty,
but will accomplish what I desire and
achieve the purpose for which I sent it.
You will go out in joy and be led forth
in peace; the mountains and hills will
burst into song before you, and all the
trees of the field will clap their hands.
Instead of the thornbush will grow the
pine tree, and instead of briers the myrtle
will grow. This will be for the Lord's
renown, for an everlasting sign, which
will not be destroyed." Is 55

O Lord, you have searched me and you
know me. You know when I sit and when
I rise; you perceive my thoughts from afar.
You discern my going out and my lying
down; you are familiar with all my ways.
Before a word is on my tongue you know
it completely, O Lord. You hem me in -
behind and before; you have laid your
hand upon me. Such knowledge is too
wonderful for me, too lofty for me to attain.

Where can I go from your Spirit? Where
can I flee from your presence? If I go up
to the heavens, you are there; if I make
my bed in the depths, you are there.

If I rise on the wings of the dawn,
if I settle on the far side of the sea,
even there your hand will guide me,
your right hand will hold me fast.

If I say, "Surely the darkness will hide
me and the light become night around
me," even the darkness will not be dark
to you; the night will shine like the day,
for darkness is as light to you. For you
created my inmost being; you knit me
together in my mother's womb. I praise
you because I am fearfully and wonderfully
made; your works are wonderful, I know
that full well. My frame was not hidden
from you when I was made in the secret
place. When I was woven together in the
depths of the earth, your eyes saw my
unformed body. All the days ordained
for me were written in your book before
one of them came to be.

How precious to me are your thoughts,
O God! How vast is the sum of them!
Were I to count them, they would
outnumber the grains of sand. When
I awake, I am still with you. Search me,
O God, and know my heart; test me
and know my anxious thoughts. See
if there is any offensive way in me,
and lead me in the way everlasting.
Ps 139

But indeed for this purpose I have raised you up,
that I may show My power in you, and that My
Name may be declared in all the earth. Ex 9:16

When I survey the wondrous cross
On which the Prince of Glory died,
My richest gain I count but loss,
And pour contempt on all my pride.

Were the whole realm of nature mine,
That were a present far too small:
Love so amazing, so divine,
Demands my soul, my life, my all.
- - Isaac Watts

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