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UNC Prof Rescue
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The Coast Guard was called out to rescue a small sailboat in
trouble off the North Carolina Coast. The rescue boat called
the foundering vessel on the radio to get the its location:
"What is your position? Repeat, what is your position?"
And the reply came back, "My position? I'm Professor of
English at UNC*."
*Please see "comments" for
additional pertinent information.
The Coast Guard was called out to rescue a small sailboat in
trouble off the North Carolina Coast. The rescue boat called
the foundering vessel on the radio to get the its location:
"What is your position? Repeat, what is your position?"
And the reply came back, "My position? I'm Professor of
English at UNC*."
*Please see "comments" for
additional pertinent information.
Comments:
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humor used in The"E-Mail Newspaper", 'Thought
& Humor' and its subsidiaries related to the institution
of lower learning hereby known as UNC to another
of your choice from the list below:
1) French university students
2) Harvard or U.C.-Berkeley
3) Any accredited high school or middle school
4) Any Loggerheads & Pundits
5) Any and all persnickety individuals or nincompoops
6) Any Chapel Hill, NC Citizen unless same sends an offspring
to NCSU, JSU, MSU, USC, UGA, or FSU.
7) It is against international law to transmute any jocoseness
found in this newspaper to any school if their mascot is the Wolfpack.
If attempts are made, your computer will automatically notify the
FBI, CIA, and the KGB and you will be charged with...
"performing an illegal operation".
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