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Translations of hotel terms!

Old world charm .................. No bath
Tropical ................................ Rainy
Majestic setting ..................... A long way from town
Options galore ...................... Nothing is included in the itinerary
Secluded hideaway ................ Impossible to find or get to
Pre-registered rooms ............. Already occupied
Explore on your own .............. Pay for it yourself
Knowledgeable trip hosts ....... They've flown in an airplane before
No extra fees ........................ No extras
Nominal fee .......................... Outrageous charge
Standard ............................... Sub-standard
Deluxe .................................. Standard
Superior ............................... One free shower cap
Cozy .................................... Small
All the amenities ................... Two free shower caps
Plush ................................... Top and bottom sheets
Gentle breezes .................... Occasional Gale-force winds
Light and airy ...................... No air conditioning
Picturesque ......................... Theme park nearby
Concierge ........................... Stand with tourist brochures
Continental breakfast .......... Free muffin
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Take the best medicine of all for what ails you -- laughter:

"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon
without springs--jolted by every pebble in the road."
~Henry Ward Beecher
"Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects."
--Arnold Glasow
"Laughter is by definition healthy."
--Doris Lessing
"If somebody makes me laugh, I'm his slave for life."
--Bette Midler
"The human race has one really effective weapon,
and that is laughter."
--Mark Twain
"What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul."
-- Yiddish Proverb
"Laughter is an instant vacation."
-- Milton Berle
"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."
-- Victor Borge

To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the
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to pluck up that which is planted; A time to kill, and a time to heal; a
time to break down, and a time to build up; A time to weep, and a
time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance. (King Solomon)

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