A man brought a limp dog into the Veterinary Clinic. As he lay the dog on the table, the doctor pulled out her stethoscope, placing it on the dog's chest.
After a moment or two, the Vet shook her head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, sir but your dog has passed away."
"What?" screamed the man. "How can you tell? You haven't done any testing on him or anything. I want another opinion!"
With that, the Vet turned and left the room. In a few moments, she returned with a Labrador Retriever.
The Retriever went right to work, checking the poor dead dog out thoroughly. After a considerable amount of sniffing, the Retriever sadly shook his head and barked, "Woof! Woof!".
The Veterinarian then took the Labrador out and returned in a few moments with a cat, who also checked out the poor dog on the table. As had his predecessor, the cat sadly shook his head and went, "Miaow, Miaow."
He then jumped off the table and ran out of the room. The Veterinarian handed the man a bill for $600...
The dog's owner went ballistic.
"$600! Just to tell me my dog is dead? This is outrageous!"
Again, the Vet shook her head sadly and explained, "If you had taken my word for it, it would have only been $50, but no, you wanted testing... So with the Lab Work and the Cat Scan..."
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It's amazing how creative parents can become when it's time to explain the facts of life to a child, especially in the vocabulary they choose. A parent says to their child, "This is your chin. This is your neck. That's your stomach. That's your ... oogieboogiewagaboogie!" I've really heard some pretty funny names for human anatomy - words invented by red-faced parents, but not recognized by any doctor on earth. Of course, they're better than a lot of the words our children come home from school asking about. But when it comes to sex, it's important to use the right words - especially one.
Our word for today from the Word of God comes from the Inventor of sex, who is, of course, God Himself. Our world seems to have forgotten who invented sex - and that the Inventor knows best. In the first experience of sexual love in human history, Genesis 4:1 says, "And Adam knew Eve his wife; and she conceived." Now this is sex as it was meant to be, still unspoiled, still the best. And the word God uses to describe it is "know."
When two people come together physically, it's designed to be the ultimate knowing. When two people have sex that isn't an expression of a deep, intimate friendship and commitment, they aren't going all the way - they're only going a small part of the way. That's not ultimate knowing!
The Hebrew word for "know" here is "yadah." It conveys the intimacy of two people who know each other as they really are - a deep, personal, intimate, experiential knowledge of another person. That's why God designed this kind of bonding to be for a lifetime commitment, confined within the protective fence He calls marriage.
Ironically, when you take sex out of marriage, it actually slows down the knowing process. The physical tends to take over the relationship. The relationship becomes more self-centered. A couple stops talking and focuses on the physical. And, as a result, too many people end up married to a stranger - someone whose body they know, but not their heart. Because so many relationships between men and women have been so physical, a lot of those relationships are strangely lonely. With sex dominating so many relationships, a lot of men and women have never developed a friendship - and maybe never will.
When the physical starts to take over, it often masks serious weaknesses and dangers in the relationship - hormones make you blind. Consequently, many people have married the wrong person because their passion blinded them. It actually kept them from really knowing their partner. And they made a lifelong mistake.
Remember how the Inventor designed sex: two people {male & female} bonded in a lifetime knowing experience, expressing it through the unparalleled intimacy of sex. Anything less is a cheap, twisted, ultimately disillusioning counterfeit. If you've made that mistake, there's a Savior who died for every sin, including our sexual sin, who will forgive it if you'll repent of it - and He'll begin to restore your emotional and spiritual virginity. Don't settle for anything less than Designer love where the right word for sex is K-N-O-W. Know - as in knowing your best friend forever.
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Wisconsin's Beloit College starts every school year with a list of things kids entering college today think have always existed. Topping the list for the Class of 2011 born in 1984: -- A Southerner has always been president of the United States. -- Richard Burton, Ricky Nelson and Truman Capote have always been dead. -- Cars have always had eye-level rear stop lights, CD players, and air bags. -- We have always been able to choose our long distance carriers. -- Weather reports have always been available 24-hours a day on television. -- The "evil empire" has moved from Moscow to a setting in some distant galaxy. -- "Big Brother" is merely a television show. -- Cyberspace has always existed.
--1. I was Born October 5, 1902, in Oak Park, Illinois. Fibbing about my age, I became an ambulance driver during World War I, at age 15.
--2. At age 20, I began to work as a salesman selling paper cups. I also worked as a jazz pianist.
--3. For 17 years I sold mixers across the country until meeting Dick and Mack in their restaurant. I negotiated a deal to have unlimited use of their name and concept.
--4. I modeled my business on principles of cleanliness, quality, speed, and low prices, and even established special "University" to train employees.
--5. The Golden Arches and a clown named Ronald that identify my places are two of the most recognizable symbols in the entire world.
WHO AM I? (Ray Kroc, McDonald's Entrepreneur)
--WHO AM I? #2
--1. I am a film actor, director, and producer born Joseph Levitch in Newark, New Jersey in 1926.
--2. As a zany, mugging, sentimental comic, I worked as a one night stand entertainer.
--3. In 1946 I met a famous singer with whom I teamed up to make the film "My Friend Irma" in 1949; we made 16 more films in the next 18 months before we split up.
--4. Once on my own, I began producing and then directing movies, becoming a special favorite in France.
--5. A dedicated campaigner for charitable causes, I am identified with the annual Labor Day fundraising telethon for "my kids" and the Muscular Dystrophy Association.
WHO AM I? (Comedian, co-star with Dean Martin, and telethon co-host Jerry Lewis.)