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Vet Visit

A man brought a limp dog into the Veterinary
Clinic. As he lay the dog on the table, the
doctor pulled out her stethoscope, placing it
on the dog's chest.

After a moment or two, the Vet shook her head
sadly and said, "I'm sorry, sir but your dog
has passed away."

"What?" screamed the man. "How can you tell? You
haven't done any testing on him or anything. I
want another opinion!"

With that, the Vet turned and left the room. In
a few moments, she returned with a Labrador Retriever.

The Retriever went right to work, checking the
poor dead dog out thoroughly. After a considerable
amount of sniffing, the Retriever sadly shook his
head and barked, "Woof! Woof!".

The Veterinarian then took the Labrador out and
returned in a few moments with a cat, who also
checked out the poor dog on the table. As had
his predecessor, the cat sadly shook his head and
went, "Miaow, Miaow."

He then jumped off the table and ran out of the room.
The Veterinarian handed the man a bill for $600...

The dog's owner went ballistic.

"$600! Just to tell me my dog is dead? This is

Again, the Vet shook her head sadly and explained,
"If you had taken my word for it, it would have only
been $50, but no, you wanted testing... So with the
Lab Work and the Cat Scan..."

It's amazing how creative parents can become when it's time to explain the
facts of life to a child, especially in the vocabulary they choose. A parent says to
their child, "This is your chin. This is your neck. That's your stomach. That's your ...
oogieboogiewagaboogie!" I've really heard some pretty funny names for human
anatomy - words invented by red-faced parents, but not recognized by any doctor
on earth. Of course, they're better than a lot of the words our children come home
from school asking about. But when it comes to sex, it's important to use the right
words - especially one.

Our word for today from the Word of God comes from the Inventor of sex, who is,
of course, God Himself. Our world seems to have forgotten who invented sex - and that
the Inventor knows best. In the first experience of sexual love in human history, Genesis
4:1 says, "And Adam knew Eve his wife; and she conceived." Now this is sex as it was
meant to be, still unspoiled, still the best. And the word God uses to describe it is "know."

When two people come together physically, it's designed to be the ultimate knowing.
When two people have sex that isn't an expression of a deep, intimate friendship and
commitment, they aren't going all the way - they're only going a small part of the way.
That's not ultimate knowing!

The Hebrew word for "know" here is "yadah." It conveys the intimacy of two people
who know each other as they really are - a deep, personal, intimate, experiential knowledge
of another person. That's why God designed this kind of bonding to be for a lifetime commitment,
confined within the protective fence He calls marriage.

Ironically, when you take sex out of marriage, it actually slows down the knowing process.
The physical tends to take over the relationship. The relationship becomes more self-centered.
A couple stops talking and focuses on the physical. And, as a result, too many people end up
married to a stranger - someone whose body they know, but not their heart. Because so many
relationships between men and women have been so physical, a lot of those relationships are
strangely lonely. With sex dominating so many relationships, a lot of men and women have
never developed a friendship - and maybe never will.

When the physical starts to take over, it often masks serious weaknesses and dangers
in the relationship - hormones make you blind. Consequently, many people have married the
wrong person because their passion blinded them. It actually kept them from really knowing
their partner. And they made a lifelong mistake.

Remember how the Inventor designed sex: two people {male & female} bonded in a
lifetime knowing experience, expressing it through the unparalleled intimacy of sex. Anything
less is a cheap, twisted, ultimately disillusioning counterfeit. If you've made that mistake,
there's a Savior who died for every sin, including our sexual sin, who will forgive it if you'll
repent of it - and He'll begin to restore your emotional and spiritual virginity. Don't settle
for anything less than Designer love where the right word for sex is K-N-O-W. Know - as
in knowing your best friend forever.


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"A Word With You" by Ron Hutchcraft
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Wisconsin's Beloit College starts every school year with a list of things kids entering
college today think have always existed. Topping the list for the Class of 2011 born in 1984:
-- A Southerner has always been president of the United States.
-- Richard Burton, Ricky Nelson and Truman Capote have always been dead.
-- Cars have always had eye-level rear stop lights, CD players, and air bags.
-- We have always been able to choose our long distance carriers.
-- Weather reports have always been available 24-hours a day on television.
-- The "evil empire" has moved from Moscow to a setting in some distant galaxy.
-- "Big Brother" is merely a television show.
-- Cyberspace has always existed.
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WHO AM I? #1

--1. I was Born October 5, 1902, in Oak Park, Illinois.
Fibbing about my age, I became an ambulance driver
during World War I, at age 15.

--2. At age 20, I began to work as a salesman selling
paper cups. I also worked as a jazz pianist.

--3. For 17 years I sold mixers across the country until
meeting Dick and Mack in their restaurant. I
negotiated a deal to have unlimited use of their
name and concept.

--4. I modeled my business on principles of cleanliness,
quality, speed, and low prices, and even established
special "University" to train employees.

--5. The Golden Arches and a clown named Ronald that
identify my places are two of the most recognizable
symbols in the entire world.

WHO AM I? (Ray Kroc, McDonald's Entrepreneur)

--WHO AM I? #2

--1. I am a film actor, director, and producer born
Joseph Levitch in Newark, New Jersey in 1926.

--2. As a zany, mugging, sentimental comic, I worked
as a one night stand entertainer.

--3. In 1946 I met a famous singer with whom I teamed
up to make the film "My Friend Irma" in 1949; we
made 16 more films in the next 18 months before
we split up.

--4. Once on my own, I began producing and then directing
movies, becoming a special favorite in France.

--5. A dedicated campaigner for charitable causes, I am
identified with the annual Labor Day fundraising
telethon for "my kids" and the Muscular Dystrophy

WHO AM I? (Comedian, co-star with Dean Martin,
and telethon co-host Jerry Lewis.)
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But these are written so that you may
believe that Jesus is the Messiah, the
Son of God, and that by believing in
Him you will have life. Jn 20:31

Seek the Lord while He may be found;
call on Him while He is near. Let the
wicked forsake his way and the evil
man his thoughts. Let him turn to the
Lord, and He will have mercy on him,
and to our God, for He will freely
pardon. "For My thoughts are not
your thoughts, neither are your ways
My ways," declares the Lord. "As the
heavens are higher than the earth, so
are My ways higher than your ways
and My thoughts than your thoughts.
As the rain and the snow come down
from heaven, and do not return to it
without watering the earth and making
it bud and flourish, so that it yields seed
for the sower and bread for the eater,
so is My word that goes out from My
mouth: It will not return to Me empty,
but will accomplish what I desire and
achieve the purpose for which I sent it.
You will go out in joy and be led forth
in peace; the mountains and hills will
burst into song before you, and all the
trees of the field will clap their hands.
Instead of the thornbush will grow the
pine tree, and instead of briers the myrtle
will grow. This will be for the Lord's
renown, for an everlasting sign, which
will not be destroyed." Is 55

O Lord, you have searched me and you
know me. You know when I sit and when
I rise; you perceive my thoughts from afar.
You discern my going out and my lying
down; you are familiar with all my ways.
Before a word is on my tongue you know
it completely, O Lord. You hem me in -
behind and before; you have laid your
hand upon me. Such knowledge is too
wonderful for me, too lofty for me to attain.

Where can I go from your Spirit? Where
can I flee from your presence? If I go up
to the heavens, you are there; if I make
my bed in the depths, you are there.

If I rise on the wings of the dawn,
if I settle on the far side of the sea,
even there your hand will guide me,
your right hand will hold me fast.

If I say, "Surely the darkness will hide
me and the light become night around
me," even the darkness will not be dark
to you; the night will shine like the day,
for darkness is as light to you. For you
created my inmost being; you knit me
together in my mother's womb. I praise
you because I am fearfully and wonderfully
made; your works are wonderful, I know
that full well. My frame was not hidden
from you when I was made in the secret
place. When I was woven together in the
depths of the earth, your eyes saw my
unformed body. All the days ordained
for me were written in your book before
one of them came to be.

How precious to me are your thoughts,
O God! How vast is the sum of them!
Were I to count them, they would
outnumber the grains of sand. When
I awake, I am still with you. Search me,
O God, and know my heart; test me
and know my anxious thoughts. See
if there is any offensive way in me,
and lead me in the way everlasting.
Ps 139

But indeed for this purpose I have raised you up,
that I may show My power in you, and that My
Name may be declared in all the earth. Ex 9:16

When I survey the wondrous cross
On which the Prince of Glory died,
My richest gain I count but loss,
And pour contempt on all my pride.

Were the whole realm of nature mine,
That were a present far too small:
Love so amazing, so divine,
Demands my soul, my life, my all.
- - Isaac Watts

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