1) WHAT IS THE LONGEST WORD THAT IS TYPED USING ONLY THE LEFT HAND ..................(IF YOU TYPE CORRECTLY)?
2) Forward I am heavy, backwards I am not. What am I?
3) Around the mill, there is a walk, After the walk, there is a key. What Am I?
4) This is a most unusual paragraph. How quickly can you find out what is wrong with it? It's so usual, you would think nothing is wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It's unusual, though. Study it. What is so unusual about it? Do you know?
*Answers may be found in "comments"
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1) Stewardesses 2) Ton 3) MILWAUKEE 4) It lacks the most common letter in the English language... the letter E.
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