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A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102.

Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old.

The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly.

The old-timer says, "Look at me. I'm old and worn out. You'd never believe
that I used to live the life of Riley. I wintered on the Riviera, had a
boat, four fine cars, the most beautiful women, and I ate in all the best
restaurants of France."

The new man asked, "What happened?"

"One day Riley reported his credit cards missing!"
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Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well,
I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what
I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say
to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now
with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know
where to start." We will then drink a coke. (soda for yankees)
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Mercy and truth have met together;
Righteousness and peace have kissed.
Truth shall spring out of the earth,
And righteousness shall look down from heaven.
Ps 85:10
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