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*-Your metabolism changes so that you can lose weight eating chocolate.
*-You realize that your kid's report card was really a bad dream.
*-Your computer actually crashes when the technician is there.
*-You bought 2 years ago -- and sold it high.
*-Steven Speilberg calls your boss looking for you.
*-You haven't put on weight -- your clothes shrank.
*-Your child calls from college just to say hi.
*-The IRS loses your name.

A UNC student was infatuated with a freshman, but was so
timid he never had the courage to speak to her. In fact, he even
told his therapist that every time he got near her he felt like he
was unimportant. He said that he felt as insignificant as a tiny pebble.

"Well," his therapist responded, "If you want to get the girl
you'll just have to be a little boulder!"


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Titanic virus - Makes your whole computer go down.

Disney virus - Everything in the computer goes Goofy.

Saddam Hussein virus - Won't let you into any of your programs.

X-files virus - All your Icons start shape-shifting.

Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus - Searches for old files and deletes them.

Martha Stewart virus - Takes all your files, sorts them
by category, and folds them into cute little doilies to
be displayed on your desktop.

Oprah Winfrey virus - Your 200MB hard drive suddenly
shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB.

Arnold Schwarzenegger virus - Terminates and stays
resident. It'll be back.

AT&T virus - Every three minutes it tells you what
great service you're getting.

MCI virus - Every three minutes it reminds you that
you're paying too much for the AT&T virus.


A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted,
"Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!" The doctor calmly
responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be
a little patient."
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A N.C. State Trooper pulls a car with a UNC decal over on a
lonely back road and approaches the driver. "Ma'am, is there a
reason that you're weaving all over the road"?

The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!!
I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right
in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree
in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree
in front of me!"

Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the
officer replied, "Ma'am... that's your air freshener."


"Thought & Humor" is now read in all 50 States,
230 Countries, 7 Continents,
Oxford, Cambridge, every Ivy League School
& all major American Universities including UNC!!!


Permission is hereby granted for you to change all
humor used in The"E-Mail Newspaper", 'Thought &
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4) Any Loggerheads & Pundits
5) Environmental Whackos
6) Moderates & Liberals (Lo, they are one & the same)
7) All paying ACLU members & officers
8) Members of NOW whose weight exceeds 190 lbs.
9) Any and all persnickety individuals
10) Any Chapel Hill, NC Citizen unless same sends an offspring
to Duke, NCSU, Wake Forest, Vanderbilt, Miss. State or Villanova.

Check out these fun games based on the Big Comfy Couch
TV series. The games are educational and easy to play.


Islamic militancy has been trying to start an Islamic Jihad against western
countries. This started since the bombing of the American Embassy in Beirut
in 1983. Islamic fundemantalism believes that all Muslim nations must become
one. Islamic militants whether Shiite or Sunni believe that if the Muslim
world unites behind them in a war against Western civilizations they will
win and bring back the glorious days of Islam. When asked what are the
glorious days of Islam, their answer " the days of Prophet Muhammad"
Islam as a religion has offered no peace for its own people. In the last
1500 years more Muslims have died on the hands of Muslims than anyone else.
Muslims are tired of Islam and that is why we see many of them moving to the
west and seeking moderation in their Islam.

Loving someone does not mean you agree with him or her all the time. It does
not mean you accept the terrorist's methods and disregard their behavior.
Biblical love means you will offer them the best you have which is to know
and experience Jesus Christ the savior. The Love of Christ compels us to
pray for their repentance and salvation through Christ before the coming
of the great Judgment Day. Next ourresponse is to love all people regardless
of their religious background.

Not every Arab is a Muslim, and not all Muslims are Arab. There are many
Arab Christians and the church is spreading in many Muslim nations. (Fouad Masri)

"...but whoever drinks the water I give him will never thirst. Indeed, the water
I give him will become in him a spring of water welling up to eternal life." --Injeel (John 4:14)


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A friend of mine and his son love to take off backpacking along a
beautiful river near their house. And they've learned some interesting
"tricks of the trade" to make sure they have clean water to drink without
the weight of having to carry water with them all the time. They take iodine
pills with them on their hikes. Now apparently, they can collect some water
from the river, dissolve iodine in it, and the water comes out clean. But
then who would want to drink it? Iodine-flavored water isn't exactly the
taste sensation that's sweeping the nation. But that's where the Kool-Aid
comes in. They mix in some Kool-Aid. It actually makes that bitter water
sweet, they tell me!

When God's people were navigating the wilderness in the Old
Testament, well, of course, Kool-Aid hadn't been invented yet. But they did
have a bitter water situation - and a miracle that changed everything. The
story is in Exodus 15, beginning with verse 22 - it's actually our word for
today from the Word of God.

Here's what it says. "For three days they traveled in the desert
without finding water. When they came to Marah, they could not drink its
water because it was bitter ... So the people grumbled against Moses,
saying, 'What are we to drink?' Then Moses cried out to the Lord, and the
Lord showed him a piece of wood He threw into the water, and the water
became sweet." Amazing. God miraculously changes what was bitter into
something sweet. You know, He's still doing that miracle today. With bitter
people. Bitter feelings. Bitter situations.

And that might be exactly what you need to be praying for right now.
Actually, "crying out to the Lord for," as Moses did. That's not just a
casual, trite little prayer. That's a desperate cry to God for something so
hard that only He can do it. Right now, you may be thinking of someone in
your personal world who is bitter. There's resentment, sarcasm, cynicism,
anger, maybe unforgiveness. The good news is that God is the world's leading
Heart Surgeon - He can change a heart in ways that no human could ever
dream. But you need to be faithfully, fervently praying for God to do
whatever it takes to change the heart of that bitter person. Especially if
that bitter person is you.

The Bible makes it clear that you "miss the grace of God" when you
let a "bitter root" grow in you. And your bitterness will, according to God,
"cause trouble and defile many." (Hebrews 12:15) But maybe your bitter pond
isn't a person - it's a situation you're in right now. God has the power to
sweeten a bitter situation, as well as a bitter person.

But God may have a "piece of wood" He wants you to throw into the
bitter waters. Maybe it's that apology you need to give ... a letter you
need to write ... some forgiving you need to do ... a healing step you need
to take. As you pray about the bitter, ask God if there's a step He wants
you to take in bringing about that sweetening miracle.

Don't underestimate the power of Almighty God to sweeten what you
thought would always be bitter. If you'll trust and you'll obey - trust God
to change things and obey His orders to make it happen. With a God as
powerful and loving as ours, no bitter pond has to stay bitter. Not when God
does His miracle of making bitter things sweet.

To find out how you can begin a personal relationship with Jesus Christ,
Or, call 1-888-NEED HIM.
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gospel. Keep up the good work. Charles
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* * * Four Important Things To KNOW: #1) For ALL (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) have sinned & fall short of the glory of God. #2) For the wages of above (see #1) are DEATH (Hell, eternal separation from God, & damnation) but the Gift (free & at no charge to you) of God (Creator, Jehovah, & Trinity) is Eternal Life (Heaven) through (in union with) Jesus Christ (God, Lord, 2nd Person of The Trinity, Messiah, Prince of Peace & Savior of the World). #3) For God so greatly loved & dearly prized the world (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) that He even gave up His only begotten (unique) Son, that whosoever (anyone, anywhere, anytime - while still living) believes (trust in, relies on, clings to, depends completely on) Him shall have eternal (everlasting) life (heaven). #4) Jesus said: "I am THE WAY, THE TRUTH, & THE LIFE. No one (male/female - American, Muslim, Jew, Catholic, Hindu, Buddhist, Asian, Presbyterian, European, Baptist, Brazilian, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc. ) comes (arrives) to the Father (with GOD in Heaven) EXCEPT BY (through) ME (no other name). *** This wonderful loving GOD gives you the choice - - - (Rev. 3:20) {Please note that church membership, baptism, doing good things, etc. are not requirements for becoming a Christian - however they are great afterwards!!!} *** Jesus said, "Wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction (Hell, damnation, eternal punishment), and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life (Heaven, eternal happiness, forever with God), and only a few find it.

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But these are written so that you may
believe that Jesus is the Messiah, the
Son of God, and that by believing in
Him you will have life. Jn 20:31

Seek the Lord while He may be found;
call on Him while He is near. Let the
wicked forsake his way and the evil
man his thoughts. Let him turn to the
Lord, and He will have mercy on him,
and to our God, for He will freely
pardon. "For My thoughts are not
your thoughts, neither are your ways
My ways," declares the Lord. "As the
heavens are higher than the earth, so
are My ways higher than your ways
and My thoughts than your thoughts.
As the rain and the snow come down
from heaven, and do not return to it
without watering the earth and making
it bud and flourish, so that it yields seed
for the sower and bread for the eater,
so is My word that goes out from My
mouth: It will not return to Me empty,
but will accomplish what I desire and
achieve the purpose for which I sent it.
You will go out in joy and be led forth
in peace; the mountains and hills will
burst into song before you, and all the
trees of the field will clap their hands.
Instead of the thornbush will grow the
pine tree, and instead of briers the myrtle
will grow. This will be for the Lord's
renown, for an everlasting sign, which
will not be destroyed." Is 55

O Lord, you have searched me and you
know me. You know when I sit and when
I rise; you perceive my thoughts from afar.
You discern my going out and my lying
down; you are familiar with all my ways.
Before a word is on my tongue you know
it completely, O Lord. You hem me in -
behind and before; you have laid your
hand upon me. Such knowledge is too
wonderful for me, too lofty for me to attain.

Where can I go from your Spirit? Where
can I flee from your presence? If I go up
to the heavens, you are there; if I make
my bed in the depths, you are there.

If I rise on the wings of the dawn,
if I settle on the far side of the sea,
even there your hand will guide me,
your right hand will hold me fast.

If I say, "Surely the darkness will hide
me and the light become night around
me," even the darkness will not be dark
to you; the night will shine like the day,
for darkness is as light to you. For you
created my inmost being; you knit me
together in my mother's womb. I praise
you because I am fearfully and wonderfully
made; your works are wonderful, I know
that full well. My frame was not hidden
from you when I was made in the secret
place. When I was woven together in the
depths of the earth, your eyes saw my
unformed body. All the days ordained
for me were written in your book before
one of them came to be.

How precious to me are your thoughts,
O God! How vast is the sum of them!
Were I to count them, they would
outnumber the grains of sand. When
I awake, I am still with you. Search me,
O God, and know my heart; test me
and know my anxious thoughts. See
if there is any offensive way in me,
and lead me in the way everlasting.
Ps 139

But indeed for this purpose I have raised you up,
that I may show My power in you, and that My
Name may be declared in all the earth. Ex 9:16

When I survey the wondrous cross
On which the Prince of Glory died,
My richest gain I count but loss,
And pour contempt on all my pride.

Were the whole realm of nature mine,
That were a present far too small:
Love so amazing, so divine,
Demands my soul, my life, my all.
- - Isaac Watts

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