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Watch Out Kid...
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day
when a car pulls over next to him.
"If you get in the car," the driver says, "I'll give you
$10 and a piece of candy."
The boy refuses and keeps on walking.
A few moments later, not to take no for an answer,
the man driving the car pulls over again. "How about
$20 and two pieces of candy?"
The boy tells the man to leave him alone and keeps
on walking.
Still further down the road the man pulls over to the
side road.
"OK," he says, "this is my final offer. I'll give you
$50 and all the candy you can eat."The little boy stops,
goes to the car and leans in.
"Look," he says to the driver. "You bought the Renault,
Dad. You'll have to live with it!"
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A UNC grad is a waitress at a hotel. One morning a
customer was sitting at the table in the dining area, and
said to the grad: "I'd like a cup of coffee, no cream."
The grad went to get the coffee, but after 2 minutes came
back to ask, "I'm sorry sir, we are out of cream. Would you
want your coffee without milk instead?"
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customer was sitting at the table in the dining area, and
said to the grad: "I'd like a cup of coffee, no cream."
The grad went to get the coffee, but after 2 minutes came
back to ask, "I'm sorry sir, we are out of cream. Would you
want your coffee without milk instead?"
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*1855: "London" Crossed Bridge at Niagara Falls
A train called "London" made the first worldwide crossing over a
railway suspension bridge at Niagara Falls on the U.S.-Canadian
border. The suspension bridge was designed by John A. Roebling, who
later also designed the Brooklyn Bridge in New York.
More about the Railway Suspension Bridge:
http://www.iaw.com/~falls/bridges.html#b2
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A train called "London" made the first worldwide crossing over a
railway suspension bridge at Niagara Falls on the U.S.-Canadian
border. The suspension bridge was designed by John A. Roebling, who
later also designed the Brooklyn Bridge in New York.
More about the Railway Suspension Bridge:
http://www.iaw.com/~falls/bridges.html#b2
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?
She has an uncontrollable craving for baloney.
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She has an uncontrollable craving for baloney.
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