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Common Sailing Terms...

Amidships - condition of being surrounded by boats.

Anchor - a device designed to bring up mud samples from the
bottom at inopportune or unexpected times.

Anchor Light - a small light used to discharge the battery
before daylight.

Beam Sea - A situation in which waves strike a boat from
the side, causing it to roll unpleasantly. This is one of
the four directions from which wave action tends to produce
extreme physical discomfort. The other three are 'bow sea'
(waves striking from the front), 'following sea' (waves
striking from the rear), and 'quarter sea' (waves striking
from any other direction).

Berth - a little addition to the crew.

Boat ownership - Standing fully-clothed under a cold shower,
tearing up 100-dollar bills

Boom - sometimes the result of a surprise jibe. Called boom
for the sound that's made when it hits crew in the head on
its way across the boat.

Calm - Sea condition characterized by the simultaneous dis-
appearance of the wind and the last cold beverage.

Chart - a type of map which tells you exactly where you are
aground.

Clew - an indication from the skipper as to what he might
do next.

Course - The direction in which a skipper wishes to steer
his boat and from which the wind is blowing. Also, the
language that results by not being able to.

Crew - Heavy, stationary objects used on shipboard to hold
down charts, anchor cushions in place and dampen sudden
movements of the boom.

Dead Reckoning - a course leading directly to a reef.

Dinghy - the sound of the ship's bell.

Displacement - when you dock your boat and can't find it
later.

Estimated Position - a place you have marked on the chart
where you are sure you are not.

Flashlight - Tubular metal container used on shipboard for
storing dead batteries prior to their disposal.

Gybe - A common way to get unruly guests off your boat.

Headway - what you are making if you can't get the toilet
to work.

Jack Lines - "Hey baby, want to go sailing?"

Landlubber - anyone on board who wishes he were not.

Latitude - the number of degrees off course allowed a guest.

Mast - religious ritual used before setting sail.

Mizzen - an object you can't find.

Motor Sailer - A sailboat that alternates between sail/
rigging problems and engine problems, and with some booze
in the cabin.

Ram - an intricate docking maneuver sometimes used by ex-
perienced skippers.

Sailing - The fine art of getting wet and becoming ill,
while going nowhere slowly at great expense.

Shroud - equipment used in connection with a wake.

Starboard - special board used by skippers for navigation
(usually with "Port" on the opposite side.)

Tack - A maneuver the skipper uses when telling the crew
what they did wrong without getting them mad.

Yawl - A sailboat from Texas, with some good bourbon stored
down yonder in the cabin

Zephyr - Warm, pleasant breeze. Named after the mythical
Greek god of wishful thinking, false hopes, and unreliable
forecasts.
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A woman went into a hardware store to purchase a bale of
peat moss. She gave a personal check in payment and said to
the clerk, "I suppose you will want some identification."

He replied, without hesitation, "No ma'am, that won't be
necessary."

"How come?" asked the woman.

"Crooks don't buy peat moss." answered the clerk.
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Couples who have lived together a long time have their own
way of communicating.

A woman overheard her aunt and uncle one day, "What are you
looking for in that closet?" she asked.

"Nothing," he answered.

"Well, it's not in there. Look under the bed."
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below that various indomitable
individuals are afraid for you to
read??? Surely not the award
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An account executive at a stock-and-bond firm telephoned
a UNC* grad client who had purchased her first stock - one
hundred shares of Proctor & Gamble. He told her that he
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And, they've been together for so long, too."

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Specializing in a wide range of degree programs including:
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THE SIX PHASES OF A PROJECT

1. Enthusiasm
2. Disillusionment
3. Panic
4. Search for the Guilty
5. Punishment of the Innocent
6. Praise and Honor for the Non-Participants
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Dear Howdy,

What if being a Christian meant you had to walk six miles every day and carry your water supply back on your head? That was the situation a lady named Vincy faced when she received Christ as her Savior.

But I invite you to view this week's PhotoShow and see how a Jesus Well not only encouraged this new believer, but transformed the life of a congregation--and an entire village in Rajasthan, India. To see the PhotoShow, please click the following link:
http://www.gfa.org/newsupdate080806?motiv=WA68-G1PS.

I pray that you will be encouraged as you see the face of this courageous woman, and understand how your prayers and financial support of projects like the Jesus Wells are being used to change lives for eternity all across southern Asia.

Yours for the unreached,

K.P. Yohannan
Founder & President
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Dear Howdy,

Here’s a cute brain twister, Howdy. Maybe you can use this one, if you haven’t already!

By the way, GOOD MORNING!

Brenda


See if you can figure out what these words have in common.

Assess
Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Voodoo





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Answer:

If you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word,

then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word.

Did You Figure It Out?
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Not "politically correct" -- just true:


The Crusades: unprovoked Western aggression? How, in fact, Muslims armies overran the predominantly Christian Middle East, then drove deep into Europe long before any Crusade was even contemplated -- and did so in obedience to core teachings of the Islamic faith


How the much-ballyhooed (and grossly exaggerated) "Golden Age" of Islamic culture was largely inspired by non-Muslims


Muhammed: the "Perfect Man"? That's how Muslims regard him. Details about his licentiousness, cruelty, and ruthless ambition that make him a dangerous role model


Muhammad as "Prophet": how he received convenient "revelations" that justified his insatiable lusts and numerous marriages -- including one to a 9-year-old girl


How Muhammad ordered -- and rejoiced in -- the assassinations of his enemies. How he lied and broke treaties as a matter of course


Muhammad vs. Jesus: proof that Christianity teaches peace and Islam violence -- and that there is nothing in the Bible that rivals the Qur'an's exhortations to warfare


The stifling effect Islam has on science and free inquiry, accounting for its failure to prosper -- and hence for its murderous envy of the West


The ghastly lure of Islam's X-rated Paradise for suicide bombers and jihad terrorists


Islamic law: how it institutionalizes oppression of Christians, Jews, and other non-Muslims in Islamic societies


How the Qur'an and Islamic law treat women as nothing more or less than possessions of men


Islam's only overarching moral principle: "if it's good for Islam, it's right"


Why Western leaders who think non-Muslims can "win hearts and minds" among Islamic jihadists are naïve


Why modern-day jihad warriors despise democracy and will do all they can to resist it


Filmmaker Theo van Gogh: murdered on an Amsterdam street in broad daylight for offending Muslims -- and other signs that violent Islamic intimidation has come to the West


Why Europe could be Islamic by the end of the twenty-first century

Above all, Spencer details how the jihad that the non-Muslim world faces today is in direct continuity with the one the Crusaders fought against. It continues today in Europe and even in America while pressure groups intimidate the media into silence about the real nature and goals of Islam. The whitewashed Islam they present, argues Spencer, hinders our ability to defend ourselves against Islamic terror.

Spencer also explains here what we must do to stop the jihad onslaught not only militarily, but culturally. He maintains that we will not be able to defeat today's Islamic jihad without recovering pride in the superiority -- yes, superiority -- of Western, Christian civilization. If we surrender our culture, he warns, soon we will be surrendering our homes. But here at last is a book that helps you reclaim the glorious past of our civilization -- and thereby defend that civilization more effectively in the present.
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But these are written so that you may
believe that Jesus is the Messiah, the
Son of God, and that by believing in
Him you will have life. Jn 20:31

Seek the Lord while He may be found;
call on Him while He is near. Let the
wicked forsake his way and the evil
man his thoughts. Let him turn to the
Lord, and He will have mercy on him,
and to our God, for He will freely
pardon. "For My thoughts are not
your thoughts, neither are your ways
My ways," declares the Lord. "As the
heavens are higher than the earth, so
are My ways higher than your ways
and My thoughts than your thoughts.
As the rain and the snow come down
from heaven, and do not return to it
without watering the earth and making
it bud and flourish, so that it yields seed
for the sower and bread for the eater,
so is My word that goes out from My
mouth: It will not return to Me empty,
but will accomplish what I desire and
achieve the purpose for which I sent it.
You will go out in joy and be led forth
in peace; the mountains and hills will
burst into song before you, and all the
trees of the field will clap their hands.
Instead of the thornbush will grow the
pine tree, and instead of briers the myrtle
will grow. This will be for the Lord's
renown, for an everlasting sign, which
will not be destroyed." Is 55

O Lord, you have searched me and you
know me. You know when I sit and when
I rise; you perceive my thoughts from afar.
You discern my going out and my lying
down; you are familiar with all my ways.
Before a word is on my tongue you know
it completely, O Lord. You hem me in -
behind and before; you have laid your
hand upon me. Such knowledge is too
wonderful for me, too lofty for me to attain.

Where can I go from your Spirit? Where
can I flee from your presence? If I go up
to the heavens, you are there; if I make
my bed in the depths, you are there.

If I rise on the wings of the dawn,
if I settle on the far side of the sea,
even there your hand will guide me,
your right hand will hold me fast.

If I say, "Surely the darkness will hide
me and the light become night around
me," even the darkness will not be dark
to you; the night will shine like the day,
for darkness is as light to you. For you
created my inmost being; you knit me
together in my mother's womb. I praise
you because I am fearfully and wonderfully
made; your works are wonderful, I know
that full well. My frame was not hidden
from you when I was made in the secret
place. When I was woven together in the
depths of the earth, your eyes saw my
unformed body. All the days ordained
for me were written in your book before
one of them came to be.

How precious to me are your thoughts,
O God! How vast is the sum of them!
Were I to count them, they would
outnumber the grains of sand. When
I awake, I am still with you. Search me,
O God, and know my heart; test me
and know my anxious thoughts. See
if there is any offensive way in me,
and lead me in the way everlasting.
Ps 139

But indeed for this purpose I have raised you up,
that I may show My power in you, and that My
Name may be declared in all the earth. Ex 9:16


When I survey the wondrous cross
On which the Prince of Glory died,
My richest gain I count but loss,
And pour contempt on all my pride.

Were the whole realm of nature mine,
That were a present far too small:
Love so amazing, so divine,
Demands my soul, my life, my all.
- - Isaac Watts


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