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An older UNC grad was driving down the
freeway when his cell phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently
warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the
news that there's some idiot driving a car
the wrong way on Highway 280. Please be careful!"

"Hazel!" said Herman, "It's not just one car!
There's hundreds of them!"





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Q: Who is Howdy?
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Four important things to KNOW:

1) For ALL (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus,
Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist,
Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) have sinned
& fall short of the glory of God.

2) For the wages of above (see #1) are DEATH (Hell, eternal
separation from God, & damnation) but the Gift (free & at
no charge to you) of God (Creator, Jehovah, & Trinity) is
Eternal Life (Heaven) through (in union with) Jesus Christ
(God, Lord, 2nd Person of The Trinity, Messiah, Prince of
Peace & Savior of the World).

3) For God so greatly loved & dearly prized the world
(Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist,
Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians,
Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) that He even gave up
His only begotten (unique) Son, that whosoever (anyone,
anywhere, anytime - while still living) believes (trust in,
relies on, clings to, depends completely on) Him shall
have eternal (everlasting) life (heaven).

4) Jesus said: "I am THE WAY, THE TRUTH, & THE LIFE.
No one (male/female - American, Muslim, Jew, Catholic,
Hindu, Buddhist, Asian, Presbyterian, European, Baptist,
Brazilian, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc. ) comes (arrives)
to the Father (with GOD in Heaven) EXCEPT BY (through)
ME (no other name).

This wonderful loving GOD gives you the choice - - -
(Rev. 3:20)

{Please note that church membership, baptism, doing good
things, etc. are not requirements for becoming a Christian -
however they are great afterwards!!!}


Jesus said, "Wide is the gate and broad is the road that
leads to destruction (Hell, damnation, eternal punishment),
and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow
the road that leads to life (Heaven, eternal happiness,
forever with God), and only a few find it. --Matthew 7:13-14




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The Perfect Son
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.


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Trivia Answers
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1) What is alloyed with steel to make it stainless?

- Chromium

2) How long-in feet-is the trunk of the average fuII-grown
elephant?

- 8 ft

3) What country's flag consists of a single solid color?

- Libya's. its flag is green


4) Where in the world is Spa, the resort town that gave its
name to mineral springs everywhere?

- Belgium

5) What's an anonym?

- A name spelled backwards that is sometimes used as a pseudonym.
Oprah Winfrey uses an anonym of her first name for her production
company - Harpo.
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TALKING WITH ATHEISTS
by Prof. J. Budziszewski

How to answer some of the questions they ask —
and recognize why they may really be asking.

http://www.boundless.org/departments/theophilus/a0000922.html
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A lifeboat was called out to rescue a yacht in trouble.

The coast guard, trying to get the yacht's location,
called it on the radio. "What is your position?
Repeat, what is your position?"

And the reply came back, "My position - well I'm
a Professor at UNC."
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The answer to number three is France and the color is yellow. I hear that either the UN or EU (or both) is going to adopt that as a background color for their flags.
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Anonyn: Your definition is incorrect - an anonym is a mis=spelled antonym.
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