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A recent UNC grad named Joe sets
up his friend Michael (a UNC student)
to go on a blind date with a friend
of a friend of his. But Mike is a
little worried about going out with
someone he's never seen before. "What
do I do if she's ugly?" says Mike,
"I'll be stuck with her all night."

"Don't worry," Joe says, "just go up
to her door and meet her first. If
you like what you see, then everything
goes as planned. If you don't just shout
'Aaaaaauuuggghhh!' and fake an asthma
attack. That'll give you an excuse to
cancel the date right then and there."

So that night, Mike knocks at the girl's
door and when she comes out he is awe-struck
at how beautiful and sexy she is.

He's about to speak when the girl suddenly
shouts:

"Aaaaaauuuggghhh!"
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Do not conform any longer to the pattern of this world, but be
transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be
able to test and approve what God's will is -- His good,
pleasing, and perfect will. --Romans 12:2
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