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Vacationing in Alaska, I couldn't help but notice all the
warnings about bears posted in campgrounds, visitors centers
and rest areas advising people not to feed the bears, how to
avoid bears, what to do if a bear sees you, what to do if a
bear attacks, and so on.

My favorite, however, was a hand-lettered sign on the door
of a small gas station in a remote area. It said: "Warning!
If you are being chased by a bear, don't come in here!"
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