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blend of the jocular with provocative rumination for your
weekly entertainment - usually platitudinous & bromidic
but never nefarious, prurient, besmeared, or perfidious
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Dear Howdy,

You are so amazing!!! Thank you so much for your help!
It was not necessary at all but it is much appreciated!! Oh,
and I am a sophomore to answer your original question.
Thank you so much again!

Leigh Anne - Vanderbilt
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Hello Howdy, This is the very first time I have been able
to get your message to come up. I have been deleting
it because I could not see who or what it was.
I enjoyed it very much. AH
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Dear Howdy,

My cousin who attends Vanderbilt added me to your distribution
and at least two of my friends that I had been forwarding your
emails to signed on themselves. I believe what we all enjoy is
the clean, light-hearted humor (of course, in Texas we're used
to seeing the A & M Aggies at the wrong end of the jokes) but
most of all its the interesting biblical facts and websites you send.

Keep up the good work.

Thanks,
Khristi
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Dear Howdy,

At 82 years old, my husband applied for his first passport.
He was told he'd need a birth certificate, but his birth
had never been officially registered.

When he explained his dilemma to the passport agent,
the response was less than helpful. "In lieu of a birth
certificate," the agent said, "you can bring a notarized
affidavit from the doctor who delivered you."

J.G.
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Howdy,

Our Supply Clerk at the factory where I work, discovered
a box that was left on the loading dock with this warning
printed on it: DANGER DO NOT TOUCH!

Management was called and all employees were told to stay
clear of the box until it could be analyzed.

When the foreman arrived, he donned gloves and safety
glasses, and then, very carefully opened the box. Inside
were 25 signs that read: DANGER! DO NOT TOUCH!

M.L.
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Dear Howdy,

A little tongue in cheek humor. Rather gentler than more political
rhetoric....

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board,
but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant; the best NBA basketball
player; the Lakers need me; I can't afford to die." So he took the
first
pack and left the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of the
former
U.S President, a Senator from New York, and a potential future
president.
And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people
don't want me to die." She took the second pack and jumped out of the
plane.

The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I'm a War Hero; and a Senator
running for President." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.

The fourth passenger, President George W. Bush, said to the fifth
passenger,
a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and served my
country;

I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you.
America's
smartest woman took my schoolbag."

John H.
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