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Did you happen to hear about
the UNC student who
his dictionary? Now he's at a loss
for words...

A UNC grad turned zookeeper wanted to get some extra animals for his zoo,
so he decided to compose a letter, the only problem, was that he didn't know
the plural of 'Mongoose'.

He started the letter: "To whom it may concern, I need two Mongeese."

No, that won't work, he tried again: "To whom it may concern, I need two
Mongooses." Is that right?

Finally, he got an idea: "To whom it may concern, I need a Mongoose, and
while you're at it, send me another one."
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UNC Medical Dictionary

01. Benign: What you be after you be eight.
02. Artery: The study of paintings.
03. Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.
04. Barium: What doctors do when patients die.
05. Cesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome.
06. CAT scan: Searching for kitty.
07. Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.
08. Colic: A sheep dog.
09. Coma: A punctuation mark.
10. D & C: Where Washington is.
11. Dilate: To live long.
12. Enema: Not a friend.
13. Fester: Quicker than someone else.
14. Fibula: A small lie.
15. G.I. Series: World Series of military baseball.
16. Hangnail: Where you put your coat.
17. Impotent: Distinguished, well-known.
18. Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work.
19. Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane.
20. Morbid: A higher offer than I made.
21. Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.
22. Node: I knew it.
24. Outpatient: A person who has fainted.
25. Pap Smear: A lie about someone's father.
26. Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis.
27. Post Operative: A letter carrier.
28. Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery.
29. Rectum: Darn near killed him.
30. Secretion: Hiding something.
31. Seizure: Roman emperor.
32. Tablet: A small table.
33. Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport.
34. Tumor: More than one.
35. Urine: Opposite of you're out.
36. Varicose: Near by/close by.


First Published In Last Century - July 26,1997
Thought For The OPEN Mind - Humor From American Culture


"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." --Dave Platt

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." --Unknown

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never
forgotten this." --Anonymous

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled
through snow." --Jeff Valdez

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." --English proverb

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." --Ellen Perry Berkeley

"One cat just leads to another." --Ernest Hemingway

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to
you later." --Mary Bly

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good
many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."
--Joseph Wood Krutch


"It is the duty of nations, as well as of men, to own
their dependence upon the overruling power of God
and to recognize the sublime truth announced in the
Holy Scriptures and proven by all history, that those
nations only are blessed whose God is the Lord."
-- President Abraham Lincoln


Charm is deceptive and beauty is fleeting; but a woman
who fears the Lord is to be praised. --Proverbs 31:30



In 1995, the average U.S. public school contained 72



Bats are voracious insect eaters, devouring as many as 600
bugs per hour for 4 to 6 hours a night. They can eat from
one-half to three-quarters their weight per evening. Bats
are also important plant pollinators, particularly in the
southwestern U.S.



Theodore Roosevelt's wife and mother both died on
Valentine's Day - February 14, 1884.



Actor James Stewart attained the highest U.S. military rank
in history for an entertainer. Mr. Stewart rose to the rank
of brigadier general in the U.S. Air Force Reserve.


Global Warming???


If you stop believing what your professor told you had to be true
and if you start thinking for yourself you may come to some
conclusions you hadn't expected. You may find the Bible makes
more sense than you thought or were told to think. Allow yourself
to be ruined, ruined with regard to what you always thought could
be true. Can you believe what you don't understand? You and I
believe everyday what we don't understand unless it comes to
the issue of salvation. - - - Dr. Woodrow Kroll


It helps to be on the cutting edge

People will accept your ideas much more readily if you
tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.

If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.

My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.

I am having an out of money experience.

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get
run over if you just sit there.


You created my inmost being; you knit me together in my
mother's womb. I praise You because I am fearfully and
wonderfully made; Your works are wonderful, I know that
full well. --Psalm 139
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A couple came to the police department, wanting to dispose of some
ammunition. They handed the desk officer a wooden box and said that it
contained two shells an uncle had given them as souvenirs from World War II.

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I love what you do! It's a great ministry for today's world.
Some people only make themselves reachable by way
of computer, and you have figured that out. Good job
spreading God's word!



Dear Howdy,

Keep up the good work!

J.Lee (UCLA)


Dear Howdy, please note Romans 8: 17-18. "For the
kingdom of God is not meat and drink, but righteousness
and peace and joy in the Holy Ghost. (If that's not Howdy
being spoken of, I'm crazy) For he that in these things
serveth Christ is acceptable to God, and approved of
men." (Remarkable how this speaks about Howdy.)

And I Cor 8:1-3: " . . . we know that we all have knowledge.
Knowledge puffeth up, but charity (love) edifieth. And if
any man think that he knoweth anything, he knoweth
nothing yet as he ought to know. (Now that really talks
about your friend!) But if any man love God, the
same is known of him." (Right back to speaking about Howdy.)

J.B. (San Diego)


Hello Howdy,
You're a whole lot smarter than all the pictures of you in T&H would indicate.
Jerry (California)

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It must have felt like a scene from the book and the movie called "The
Perfect Storm." Their vessel was a 61-year-old wooden fishing boat, making
the Inside Passage from Sitka, Alaska to Port Angeles, Washington. It was
supposed to be a one-week trip. Well, it was late in the season -- a time of
year when wild storms can develop, sinking ships and taking lives. Sure
enough, their boat hit hurricane-force winds that threatened to take them
all to the bottom. At one point when green water washed over the pilothouse
and the boat plunged for what seemed to be the bottom, one passenger heard
the captain mutter beneath his breath. But as this 30-year veteran of
Alaska's ferocious storms worked the wheel, he turned to his passenger, and
he smiled and said, "No problem." No matter how vicious the storm became, no
matter how perilous the situation seemed, the captain remained calm -- and
he helped steady his very frightened passengers. Oh, and they made it.

A calm captain who has been through these fearful storms before, who
knows everything will be okay at the end of the day, who has brought so many
others safely through. Now, that's what makes the difference when it feels
as if the storm is going to sink you. If you belong to Jesus Christ, you
have such a Captain! That's why the writer of "Amazing Grace" could write:
"Through many dangers, toils and snares, I have already come. 'Tis grace
hath brought me safe thus far, and grace will lead me home."

Right now you may be going through a storm that has shaken
everything you have. Sometimes it feels like you're headed for the bottom.
You're afraid. You're discouraged. You're panicked and desperate. You need
to get close to the Captain of your life right now and remember who's
piloting your boat. Unless, of course, you've grabbed the wheel from the
Captain -- or jumped overboard in panic.

The Old Testament hero Daniel knew well what it was like to be hit
by life's hurricanes. As a boy, he had been forcibly moved by invaders from
his country to the strange country and culture of Babylon. He faced the
demands of a pagan culture and even the death sentence of a lion's den --
from which, of course, his God delivered him. In Daniel 7, where we find our
word for today from the Word of God, he has just been given by God this
frightening prophetic vision of the turbulent world that was to come -- with
images of a ravenous lion, a vicious bear, an unescapable leopard, and a
rapacious beast that crushes and devours everything it touches.

Then, the Bible says in verse 9, "Thrones were set in place, and the
Ancient of Days took His seat ... thousands upon thousands attended Him; ten
thousand times ten thousand stood before Him." Then the Son of Man
approaches that throne and "He was given authority, glory and sovereign
power; all peoples, nations and men of every language worshiped Him ... His
kingdom is one that will never be destroyed." So let the lion roar, the bear
threaten, the leopard pursue, the beast devour -- there is a Throne with
authority over every beast, every storm, every disease, every enemy, every
tragedy -- and your awesome Lord sits on that throne. There is not one
thumb-breadth of this universe that is not under His control! And whatever
has come into your life has had to pass through His hand first. And He loves
you and knows what you need and what you can handle -- so long as He is at
the wheel.

A friend of mine tells of years of struggle with violent storms that
hit his family. He said it was as if God kept falling off His throne. Well,
He never has and He never will. And He's in command at this moment. Relax in
His sovereign control. He's brought every one of His children in every
generation through every storm, and He'll bring you through. The storm won't
decide what happens to you -- your Captain will!

Ron Hutchcraft

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Cleaning out the aviary at a run-down zoo, the keeper
finds two finches have dropped dead from old age.
In the monkey cage he discovers two of the oldest
chimps have also kicked the bucket.
Waste not want not so he puts them in a sack with the
finches and later tips them in the lion's cage at feeding time.
"My cow," roars the lion. "Not finch and chimps again."


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"Why Going to Heaven is So Easy - and So Hard"
Matthew 18:2-3

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Children can be so refreshing. They tell it like it is, and they often see it like it is better than grownups do. Our little granddaughter has been asking questions about Jesus for the past several months. One thing her parents have repeatedly explained to her is how Jesus cleans our hearts from the sins we've done. Because she's young, Mom and Dad haven't pushed; they've just responded to her natural questions. A few days ago, she told her daddy that she was, in her words, "afraid of sin." That's not a bad thing to be afraid of. The next day she said, "Daddy, I want to ask Jesus in my heart." And in her simple, childlike way, that's exactly what she did. Not long afterwards, she joyfully said, "Grandma, I have Jesus in my heart." Grandma told her what a happy thing that was. Then Grandma began to talk about how Mommy has Jesus in her heart, Daddy has Jesus in his heart, her Grandma and Granddad, her aunt and uncle. Suddenly she began to shake her head. She said, "No, no!
, no! Only children have Jesus!"

I'm Ron Hutchcraft and I want to have A Word With You today about "Why Going to Heaven is So Easy - and So Hard."

I'm grateful Jesus made it clear that He's for everyone, old and young and everyone in between. But there's something Jesus did say about belonging to Him that actually validates some of the spirit of our little granddaughter's insight. His words, recorded in Matthew 18:2-3, our word for today from the Word of God, give to us so-smart grownups something to think about.

The Bible says, "He called a little child and had him stand among them. And He said, 'I tell you the truth, unless you change and become like little children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven." Now when Jesus makes something a requirement for going to heaven when we die, we need to pay attention. We need to try to understand what He's saying.

Instead of children having to be grownup to begin a relationship with Jesus, we grownups have to become like little children. What does that mean? A little child instinctively knows that he needs someone bigger. A child looks for the hand of someone bigger, the help of someone bigger, the direction of someone bigger. And a child operates on the basis of simply trusting that someone bigger who loves them. They'll trustingly go wherever that person takes them, trustingly believe whatever that person tells them. And it is that kind of total trust and total dependency on Jesus Christ that gets you into "the kingdom of heaven."

John 3:16, one of the foundation verses of the Bible, says "whoever believes in Him will not perish but have eternal life." And that means abandoning any other hope of having your sins forgiven because only Jesus died to pay for them. But that's a problem for us grownup people. Our pride keeps us from admitting that all our goodness is useless as currency to get us into heaven. If your goodness was enough, Jesus would have never gone through the agony of His cross. And over the years we learn "un-trust," because of how humans are. So we'll agree with Jesus, but we won't throw ourselves on Jesus as our only hope. The reason it's so easy to go to heaven is also the reason it's so hard - you just put all your trust in Jesus.

Often, in His love, God will send or allow a situation that's totally beyond our control. He'll allow us to hit a wall so we'll realize what children realize so instinctively. We desperately need someone bigger. We need heaven's Prince who died in our place. The question is not, "Do you agree with Jesus?" or "Do you like Jesus?" But have you ever grabbed Jesus with both hands as your only hope of getting right with God? If not, in Jesus' words, "you will never enter the kingdom of heaven."

Today, you can change that and, in so doing, change where you will spend eternity. It's a matter of reaching up for Jesus' hands with the simple trust of a little child reaching for the hand of his Daddy. I would love to help you take that step if that's what you want. I've got a simple explanation of how to begin with Jesus Christ at our website. It's Or I'll send you a printed copy of Yours For Life if you'll just call for it at 877-741-1200.

Isn't it time to look to Jesus and say, "I can't, You can, and I'm Yours?" When you do, you're finally safe all the way from here to heaven.

If you're not sure you belong to Jesus, and you would like to make sure today, Ron would like to send to you a free copy of the booklet, "Yours for Life: How to Have Life's Most Important Relationship." To read it online, click here:

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The Life and Religion of Mohammed
by J.L. Menezes

Father J.L. Menezes knew Islam up close: as a missionary in India, he devoted his priestly life to introducing that nation's tens of millions of Muslims to Christianity. In The Life and Religion of Mohammed, he left us the record of his appeals: a frank, honest, and exhaustively researched exploration of the life of the "prophet" of Islam, the development and contents of the Koran, and an introduction to various Muslim sects.

Working from the earliest Islamic sources, Fr. Menezes provides a complete account of Mohammed's life, from his days as a simple merchant to his triumphs as a leader of armies and revered prophet. Menezes delved so deeply into his subject that he was even able to describe Mohammed's physical appearance. He explains why Mohammed couldn't possibly be a true prophet, and reveals the true sources of his "revelations."

Fr. Menezes could be writing about today's Muslim terrorists when he explains that "Mohammed posed as the apostle of God, the seal of the prophets; as the destroyer of idolatry; as preacher of one true God, and the reformer of morals: while his life is marked by innumerable marriages; and great licentiousness, deeds of rapine, warfare, conquests, unmerciful butcheries, all the time invoking God's holy name to sanction his evil deeds, ordering prayers and alms deeds and at the same time propagating Islam everywhere by fire and sword."

Turning to the Koran, Fr. Menezes delineates the distinctive teachings of Islam, explaining the elements of the Muslim holy book that make it so difficult for Muslims to convert to Christianity -- and showing how the Koran, when read honestly and without Islamic preconceptions, nonetheless depends upon and leads to Christianity.

The Life and Religion of Mohammed concludes with an "appeal to candor and common sense," inviting Muslims to think critically about their religion, and to embrace Christ instead. With Islam on the march everywhere and Muslims streaming into the U.S. in record numbers, the candor, common sense, and solid Christian faith of this book are needed more than ever.

Your guide into the dark mind of Mohammed includes:

The bizarre circumstances of Mohammed's "revelations": "it was a painful sight to behold the nervousness of his features, the distortion of his countenance and the anxiety of mind portrayed on his face"

How worldly ambition gradually blinded Mohammed's mind and overwhelmed his early searches for the true God

How Mohammed borrowed many of his ideas of Paradise from contemporary Jews and Christians -- and mixed them with base and lewd imaginings

How Mohammed again and again justified his rapine and licentiousness with new "divine revelations"

Why Mohammed adopted -- and later discarded -- many Jewish customs and ritual observances

Islamic tolerance: Mohammed let Jews and Christians live in his domains -- if they paid tribute and accepted second-class status

What the Koran really teaches about Christianity and Christ

What Mohammed learned from heretical Christian sects -- and incorporated into the Koran

The early history of Islam: just as bloody as the life of its founder

How the Koran doesn't limit Muslims to four wives, as is widely believed, but actually sets no real limit

Why the new religion Mohammed taught became so commonly identified with war and politics

The hard-to-find The Life and Religion of Mohammed...

The Politically Incorrect Guide to Islam (and the Crusades)
by Robert Spencer

When PC propagandists assure us that jihadist terror doesn't reflect "true," "peaceful" Islam, they're not only wrong, they're dangerous -- because they lull America and the West into letting their guard down against their mortal enemy. And not only do self-appointed "experts" lie elaborately and persistently about Islam -- they have also replaced the truth about Christian Europe and the Crusades with an all-pervasive historical fantasy that is designed to make you ashamed of your own culture and heritage -- and thus less determined to defend it. But now there's a remedy: in The Politically Incorrect Guide to Islam (and the Crusades), Robert Spencer reveals all the disturbing facts about Islam and its murderous hostility to the West that other books ignore, soft-pedal -- or simply lie about. This book is a unique guide to the bloody teachings and history of Islam, and to the Crusades that still stand today as the Western world's most sustained and successful defense against the warrior hordes who were inspired by those teachings.

Guests of the Ayatollah: The First Battle in America's War with Militant Islam
by Mark Bowden

On November 4, 1979, a group of radical Islamist students inspired by the Ayatollah Khomeini stormed the U.S. embassy in Tehran. They took fifty-two Americans hostage, and kept nearly all of them hostage for 444 days. Now, from the best-selling author of Black Hawk Down, comes a definitive, you-are-there chronicle of America's first battle with militant Islam. In Guests of the Ayatollah: The First Battle in America's War with Militant Islam, Mark Bowden tells this sweeping story through the eyes of the hostages, the soldiers in a new special forces unit sent to free them, their radical captors, and the diplomats working to end the crisis. Based on five years of research -- including numerous trips to Iran and countless interviews with those involved on both sides -- Guests of the Ayatollah is a detailed, brilliantly re-created, and suspenseful account of a crisis that is now more relevant than ever.

Victory in Tripoli: How America's War with the Barbary Pirates Established the U.S. Navy and Shaped a Nation
by Joshua E. London

At the dawn of a new century, a newly elected U.S. president was forced to confront a series of unprovoked attacks on Americans by Muslim terrorists sworn to carry out jihad against all Western powers. Timely and familiar as this may sound, the president was Thomas Jefferson, and the terrorists were North Africa's Barbary pirates. Now, in Victory in Tripoli: How America's War with the Barbary Pirates Established the U.S. Navy and Shaped a Nation, Joshua E. London relates the dramatic story of this mostly forgotten chapter of American history, revealing important parallels with today's war against global Islamic jihad.

The Force of Reason
by Oriana Fallaci

Europe is rapidly being lost to Islam, says Oriana Fallaci, and the free world seems neither to notice nor to care. Fallaci, the world-famous journalist whose The Rage and the Pride was a stirring post-September 11 manifesto of resistance to the global jihad, now follows up that international bestseller with The Force of Reason. This new book is a powerfully written, deeply felt call to all people who value freedom to take notice of what's happening to Europe before it's too late. Unrestricted immigration is allowing the totalitarian, supremacist ideology of Islamic jihad to take root there -- and the end result could be the total conquest and Islamization of the very nations in which Christendom first grew and flourished.
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Iran may force color-IDs on Jews, Christians [Excerpts]

WASHINGTON -- Iran's parliament [recently] passed a new law that would force
the country's Jews, Christians and other religious minorities to wear
color-coded ID badges to designate them as non-Muslims in a move that
heralds broader faith-based persecution.

Iranian expatriates confirmed reports the Iranian parliament, or majlis, has
approved a law that would require the roughly 25,000 Jews living in the
Islamic Republic to attach a yellow strip of cloth to their clothing;
Christians would wear red badges and Zoroastrians would wear blue ones.

The law further mandates that non-Muslims adhere to a dress code under which
they wear "standard Islamic garments" that remove ethnic and class
distinctions, the Canadian National Post reported Friday. The purpose would
be to prevent Muslims from shaking the hands of "unclean" non-Muslims in

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, Iran's supreme leader and highest authority, must
approve the law for it to take effect. If ratified, it could take effect as
early as next year.

"This is reminiscent of the Holocaust," said Rabbi Marvin Hier, head of the
Simon Weisenthal Center in Los Angeles. "Iran is moving closer and closer to
the ideology of the Nazis."

[TBC: The Rabbi is mistaken, Islam¹s views of Israel both preceded and
paralleled Nazi ideology.]
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Thank Heaven For Little Girls

Beyond The Sea

Everybody Loves

Return To Me

That's Amore

Autumn Leaves

Love Me With All Your Heart

If I Give My Heart To You

Autumn Leaves II

Autumn Leaves III

See The USA

My Prayer

You Always Hurt

Take Me Out To The Ballgame

Love Me Tender

Its Now Or Never

Old Shep

Dont Be Cruel

When I Fall In Love

When I Fall In Love II

When I Fall In Love III

A Fool Such As I

You'll Never Know


I'm Yours

Wish You Were Here

Lady Of Spain


It's Magic

Secret Love

This Magic Moment

My Prayer

Twilight Time

Great Pretender

Harbor Lights

Little Darlin'


No Other Love

Magic Moments

Till The End Of Time

Dont Let The Stars

Overture - Barber of Seville

Back In The Saddle

You Always Hurt

When I Fall

When A Man

True Love



In The Mood

A Taste Of Honey

The Lonely Bull

Lollipops And Roses

This Guys In Love With You

What Now My Love

Three Coins In The Fountain

You've Gotta Have Heart


Stranger In Paradise II

Love Is...


Georgia On My Mind

Sentimental Over You

Thanks For The Memories

Too Young


Never On Sunday

Yellow Rose Of Texas


My Little Corner

Speak Low

Moments To Remember


Be My Love

Embassy Waltz


A Certain Smile

Chances Are

Not For Me To Say

Stranger On The Shore

I'll Be Seeing You

Cherry Pink


Moonlight Serenade

Last Date

Naughty Lady

Til I Kissed You

All I Have To Do Is Dream

Dixie Land Band

Ghost Riders In The Sky

The Happy Wanderer


Santa Catalina

Band Of Gold

Auld Lang Syne

The Wayward Wind

P.S. I Love You

Harbor Lights

Ebb Tide

Lime Light

Green Door

My Heart Cries

Down Yonder

Silvana Mangano Anna

Does Your Chewing Gum?

Grand Night For Singing

Purple People Eater

Orange Blossom Special

I'll Get By

'Til Then

Katie At UNC

Love Letters

As Time Goes By

Cheek To Cheek

Mission Impossible

The Way You Look Tonight


Glad To Be An American

Battle Hymn Of The Republic

How Great Thou Art

Have Thine Own Way

Beyond The Sunset

Amazing Grace

He's Got The Whole World

Peace In The Valley

How Great Thou Art II

Stars & Stripes Forever

Tennessee Waltz

Beverly Hillbillies Theme

El Paso

Happy Trails

Big John

Sixteen Tons

Which Doctor?

Wonderful! Wonderful!




Daniel Boone

Davy Crockett

Dick VanDyke

Donna Reed

Father Knows Best


Gomer Pile


Have Gun

Hawaii Five-O

Hogans Heroes







Law & Order

Lone Ranger

Magnificent 7


Man From Uncle




Mission I

Mr. Ed

My 3 Sons

Raw Hide

Real McCoys

Rifle Man

Secret Agent

Simon & Simon




Super Man














Victory I


The Lion Sleeps Tonight

Mr. Sandman

Only The Lonely

Beyond The Sea


Magnificent 7

Magnificent 7 - II


I Walk The Line

God loves you so much that He died for you!!!


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* * * Four Important Things To KNOW: #1) For ALL (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) have sinned & fall short of the glory of God. #2) For the wages of above (see #1) are DEATH (Hell, eternal separation from God, & damnation) but the Gift (free & at no charge to you) of God (Creator, Jehovah, & Trinity) is Eternal Life (Heaven) through (in union with) Jesus Christ (God, Lord, 2nd Person of The Trinity, Messiah, Prince of Peace & Savior of the World). #3) For God so greatly loved & dearly prized the world (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) that He even gave up His only begotten (unique) Son, that whosoever (anyone, anywhere, anytime - while still living) believes (trust in, relies on, clings to, depends completely on) Him shall have eternal (everlasting) life (heaven). #4) Jesus said: "I am THE WAY, THE TRUTH, & THE LIFE. No one (male/female - American, Muslim, Jew, Catholic, Hindu, Buddhist, Asian, Presbyterian, European, Baptist, Brazilian, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc. ) comes (arrives) to the Father (with GOD in Heaven) EXCEPT BY (through) ME (no other name). *** This wonderful loving GOD gives you the choice - - - (Rev. 3:20) {Please note that church membership, baptism, doing good things, etc. are not requirements for becoming a Christian - however they are great afterwards!!!} *** Jesus said, "Wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction (Hell, damnation, eternal punishment), and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life (Heaven, eternal happiness, forever with God), and only a few find it.

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But these are written so that you may
believe that Jesus is the Messiah, the
Son of God, and that by believing in
Him you will have life. Jn 20:31

Seek the Lord while He may be found;
call on Him while He is near. Let the
wicked forsake his way and the evil
man his thoughts. Let him turn to the
Lord, and He will have mercy on him,
and to our God, for He will freely
pardon. "For My thoughts are not
your thoughts, neither are your ways
My ways," declares the Lord. "As the
heavens are higher than the earth, so
are My ways higher than your ways
and My thoughts than your thoughts.
As the rain and the snow come down
from heaven, and do not return to it
without watering the earth and making
it bud and flourish, so that it yields seed
for the sower and bread for the eater,
so is My word that goes out from My
mouth: It will not return to Me empty,
but will accomplish what I desire and
achieve the purpose for which I sent it.
You will go out in joy and be led forth
in peace; the mountains and hills will
burst into song before you, and all the
trees of the field will clap their hands.
Instead of the thornbush will grow the
pine tree, and instead of briers the myrtle
will grow. This will be for the Lord's
renown, for an everlasting sign, which
will not be destroyed." Is 55

O Lord, you have searched me and you
know me. You know when I sit and when
I rise; you perceive my thoughts from afar.
You discern my going out and my lying
down; you are familiar with all my ways.
Before a word is on my tongue you know
it completely, O Lord. You hem me in -
behind and before; you have laid your
hand upon me. Such knowledge is too
wonderful for me, too lofty for me to attain.

Where can I go from your Spirit? Where
can I flee from your presence? If I go up
to the heavens, you are there; if I make
my bed in the depths, you are there.

If I rise on the wings of the dawn,
if I settle on the far side of the sea,
even there your hand will guide me,
your right hand will hold me fast.

If I say, "Surely the darkness will hide
me and the light become night around
me," even the darkness will not be dark
to you; the night will shine like the day,
for darkness is as light to you. For you
created my inmost being; you knit me
together in my mother's womb. I praise
you because I am fearfully and wonderfully
made; your works are wonderful, I know
that full well. My frame was not hidden
from you when I was made in the secret
place. When I was woven together in the
depths of the earth, your eyes saw my
unformed body. All the days ordained
for me were written in your book before
one of them came to be.

How precious to me are your thoughts,
O God! How vast is the sum of them!
Were I to count them, they would
outnumber the grains of sand. When
I awake, I am still with you. Search me,
O God, and know my heart; test me
and know my anxious thoughts. See
if there is any offensive way in me,
and lead me in the way everlasting.
Ps 139

But indeed for this purpose I have raised you up,
that I may show My power in you, and that My
Name may be declared in all the earth. Ex 9:16

When I survey the wondrous cross
On which the Prince of Glory died,
My richest gain I count but loss,
And pour contempt on all my pride.

Were the whole realm of nature mine,
That were a present far too small:
Love so amazing, so divine,
Demands my soul, my life, my all.
- - Isaac Watts

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