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You Are What You Eat

Can you figure out the riddles relating the
person and the agreeable element in their diet?

For example:

What would an equivocator eat for breakfast?
A waffle!

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1. What do golfers enjoy in their salads?
2. What do anatomy specialists have for dinner?
3. What vegetables do goldsmiths eat?
4. What icy treat do gamblers love more than anything?
5. What dish do you serve when you need a favor?

6. What did the quality-control expert refuse to eat?
7. What was the cheerleader's favorite beverage?
8. What was the loner's favorite fish?
9. What did the Scandinavian cannibal eat for dinner?
10. What is Lassie's favorite vegetable?

11. What do ministers eat for dessert?
12. What does the Psychiatrist like to snack on after dinner?
13. What is a photographer's favorite canape?
14. What do plumbers eat as a first course?
15. What is an amateur radio operator's favorite snack?

16. What does an educator eat for lunch?
17. What breakfast cereal does a magician eat for breakfast?
18. What cereal do British gents eat for breakfast?
19. What does a cosmetics manufacturer eat for breakfast?
20. What is a surveyor's favourite cut of meat?


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If you stop believing what your professor told you had to be true
and if you start thinking for yourself you may come to some
conclusions you hadn't expected. You may find the Bible makes
more sense than you thought or were told to think. Allow yourself
to be ruined, ruined with regard to what you always thought could
be true. Can you believe what you don't understand? You and I
believe everyday what we don't understand unless it comes to
the issue of salvation. - - - Dr. Woodrow Kroll
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One of the reasons for the success of the internet is its open,
peer-to-peer nature. All computers on the internet are equal,
and in the past it hasn't mattered whether your computer is
a 386 in Nguru on the end of a satellite phone or a big monster
in a New York rack. If that ever changes, I think we will lose
part of the essential, vital character of the internet. Doug Winter


George had a girlfriend named Lorraine, who was very nasty toward him.
One day he went to work to find a new girl had started. Her
name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous. He became quite
attracted towards her and after a while it became obvious that she was
interested in him too. But George was a loyal man and he wouldn't date
Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine.

He decided that there was nothing for it but to break up with Lorraine
and get it on with the new girl. He planned several times to tell
Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it.

One day they went for a walk along the river bank when Lorraine
stated that SHE wanted to date someone else. George stopped
for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing............

"I can see Clearly now Lorraine has gone"


A UNC chemistry professor asked students in his
Chemistry 101 Class: "Anyone know the formula for water?"
"Sure. That's easy," said one student.
"What is it?"
"H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O."
"What, what?" reasked the instructor.
"H to O," explained the freshman.


Eighty year old Bessie bursts into the rec room of the men's retirement home.

She holds her clenched fist in the air and saucily announces, "Anyone
who can guess what's in my hand can have a date with me tonight!!"

A witty, elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?"

Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough."


In a question and answer period after one of his lectures, C.S. Lewis was
asked which of the world's religions gives its followers the greatest
happiness. Lewis paused and said this: "While it lasts, the religion of
worshipping oneself is best."

No doubt each word in his response was selected carefully, for he gently
challenged the assumptions of the questioner. When happiness is
identified as the most important thing, it is the self we seek above all
else. And by alluding to this in terms of worship and religion, Lewis
makes a wholly accurate point. For it is steeped in an age-old creed, the
creed which states that by jettisoning the Divine, by getting out from
under the tyrannical arm of God, we are wholly free to pursue that which
is pleasing, and that which we please. In this lies the danger, for even
in matters of enormous consequence we may seek that which will make us
happy, and not necessarily that which is true. Man becomes his own god,
the measure of all things. And yet reality, as Lewis alludes, doesn't
seem to back this theory up. "While it lasts," he says. Indeed,
self-satisfaction wrought at the expense of all else is
fleeting—unreachable, or unfulfilling. Instead of happiness, we more
readily find boredom and depression.

While worship of the self is readily tried, upon the altars of this
religion we find that much is sacrificed: truth for one, pleasure as it
was intended for another, but also ironically, the very self we were
aiming to please in the first place. (One immediately thinks of Oscar
Wilde's poignant depiction of Dorian Gray.) So then, will we conclude
that the self is not, in fact, the most important thing? That the
foundation upon which I have asked the question in the first place is
faulty? Unfortunately, more often we do not.

In this is my point. Even when we are faced with empirical evidence that
shows the inadequacy of certain truths we live by, rarely do we look at
the underlying suppositions that led us to embrace the truth in the first
place. It is hard to go back to our foundational assumptions and start
over; it is easier to keep walking with our assumptions firmly intact.

This is one of the most uniquely fascinating things about Jesus Christ.
As a teacher, He worked within the assumptions of the individual and the
individual's worldview. That is, to the questions of many, He responded
with a question of His own. To the paralytic man at the pool waiting to
be healed, He asked, "Do you want to get well?" (Footnote 1: John 5:1-14)
At once this seems ridiculous. And yet, how often we find those who do
actually seem to prefer their pain.

Again, to the rich young ruler who asked, "Good teacher what must I do to
inherit the kingdom?" Jesus asked, "Why do you call Me good? There is none
good but God." (Footnote 2: Luke 18:18-19) Namely, are you willing to
receive an answer to your question as one from God? His words probe
deeply into the places of our minds we have taken for granted, concepts we
are conditioned to accept without further thought, assumptions that have
grown invisible to our own eyes.

The book of Proverbs states, "The purposes of a man's heart are deep
waters, but a man of understanding draws them out." (Footnote 3: Proverbs
20:5) I believe Jesus Christ is that Man. He is Truth and Wisdom
incarnate, the One who draws out our purposes in plain view. Will we
examine then, our purposes and assumptions and follow after Him
accordingly? Or will we walk away empty and uncertain like the rich young
ruler? These are questions we must answer carefully.

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From a Washington Post Report, in which readers were asked to tell
Gen-Xers how much harder they had it in the old days:

In my day, we didn't have no rocks. We had to go down to the creek and
wash our clothes by beating them with our heads.

Back in the 1970s we didn't have the space shuttle to get all excited
about. We had to settle for men walking on the crummy moon.

In my day, we didn't have television. We had to tape shows on our VCR's
until T.V.'s came along.

In my day, we didn't have hand-held calculators. We had to do addition
on our fingers. To subtract, we had to have some fingers amputated.

In my day, we didn't have water. We had to smash together our own
hydrogen and oxygen atoms.

Kids today think the world revolves around them. In my day, the sun
revolved around the world, and the world was perched on the back
of a giant tortoise.

In my day, we didn't have virtual reality. If a one-eyed razorback
barbarian warrior was chasing you with an ax, you just had to hope
you could outrun him.


Faith and love are apt to be spasmodic in the best of minds.
Men and women live on the brink of mysteries and harmonies
into which they never enter and with their hand on the doorlatch
they die outside. GK Chesterton


A man returns from a foreign holiday and is feeling very ill. He goes
to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo tests.

The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital,
and the phone by his bed rings.

"This is your doctor. We've had the results back from your tests
and we've found you have an extremely nasty disease called T.P.A.H.

It's a combination of T.B., pneumonia, Alzheimer, and hepatitis!"

"Oh my," cried the man, "What are you going to do, doctor?"

"Well we're going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and pita bread."

"Will that cure me???" asked the man.

The doctor replied, "Well no, but... it's the only food we can
get under the door."


Who is Jesus? (


I want to remind you of the gospel I preached to you... that
Christ died for our sins according to the Scriptures, that He
was buried, and that He was raised on the third day according
Scriptures. --1 Corinthians 15


December 24, 1808
One of the best-loved Christmas carols, "Silent Night" (Stille
Nacht), was first performed in a church in Oberndorf, Austria. The
words were written by the Rev. Joseph Mohr and the music by Franz
Xaver Gruber, the organist and choir director of the church.

"Silent Night" has been translated into 300 languages:
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One of only five copies of the Gutenberg Bible in the United
States is at the University of Texas in Austin. Gutenberg, the
father of movable type, completed this copy in 1454 or 1455.
It's pretty cool. See it at:
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Learn about aviation and pioneers. Experiment with
wind velocity and true headings to land planes safely.
Lots of fun!


Once a UNC grad was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the
guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the
station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees,
the UNC grad deserved more service. So, when the UNC grad fell asleep,
the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the
UNC grad was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash
his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror.
"What's the matter?" Says his wife
He replied, "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up
someone else"


Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.

If at first you don't succeed, see if the loser gets anything.

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Stupidity got us into this mess -- why can't it get us out?

There is always death and taxes; however death doesn't get worse every year!

Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.


During a performance for the high school drama class at the local
theatre, a hole was cracked in the stage floor. Subsequent acts
managed to avoid the damaged area until little Clay, juggling bowling
pins, accidentally stepped through the hole up to his knee.
He apologized to the audience for his clumsiness. But a heckler in the
back of the theatre shouted:
"Don't worry, Clay! It's just a stage you're going through!"
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In June, European Union governments met in Greece to discuss the
coordination of the EU immigration policy. One of the results of the summit
was an agreement to include biometric data in computer chips embedded in
"smart" passport cards. Last, week deputy assistant secretary for the
United States Passport Services Frank Moss also announced US plans for
implementing biometric data in US issued passports.

The European Commission has set its timetable according to the United States
’ Enhanced Border Security and Visa Entry Reform Act of 2002, which mandates
that those countries whose citizens are free to travel to the US without a
visa "must issue passports with biometric identifiers no later than Oct. 26,

"Smart" cards - cards containing computer chips that store personal
information - are finding widespread use in the United States and around the
world. Not only are they used as government ID cards, but many credit
cards, television set top decoders and cell phones also contain "smart"

Now, Europe and the US will fade out the old paper passports and will
replace them with smart cards that include biometric information stored on
"contactless" computer chips. Contactless chips transmit data via low-power
radio frequency rather than by direct contact like magnetic stripe cards.
US issued passport cards will include a digital facial scan and digital
signature as means of verifying identification. Europe's passports will
include fingerprints and possibly retinal scan information.

The US is working closely with the International Civil Aviation Organization
(ICAO) to make sure that all countries involved use the same standards and
specifications. "We want a globally interoperable system," Frank Moss said.

The US and Europe are not alone, however. Malaysians who travel frequently
to Brunei, Thailand, Singapore and the Philippines will be able to use their
smart national citizen card, MyKad, as acceptable identification to enter
these countries. Malaysia officially launched MyKad as a national ID card
on Sept 5, 2001, less than a week before the bombings in Washington DC and
New York, and the system has generated a great deal of interest since. The
MyKad card includes "the citizen identification, driver's license, Touch N'
Go service, public key infrastructure (PKI) application to verify user's
identity over the Internet and e-cash for secure online transactions,
auto-teller machine (ATM) services for banking transactions, health data
storage and passport number for travel identification." Syria and other
Middle East countries have investigated the MyKad program and the Asian
country of Myanmar is implementing a pilot program.

As smart card technologies become more popular around the globe, and
increasingly more people are databased, it is easy to see how the Beast in
Revelation 13 will be able to implement a system in which nobody can buy or
sell unless wearing the appropriate "mark." May God give His saints wisdom
when that time comes.


Notice: If you see a UNC student or a
liberal reading 'Thought & Humor', please
explain to them which is thought & which
is humor. They always get it backwards.......

January 27, 1926
Scottish inventor John Logie Baird demonstrated for the first time a
mechanical television called "televisor" in London. Baird's invention
used rotating disks that divided the image into horizontal lines.
Later this was done electronically with a cathode ray tube. Baird was
so ahead of his time that before he died in 1946, he drafted plans
for a television with 1,000 lines of resolution, something that only
came into being in 1990.

More on the mechanical television:


This government site offers access to historic documents.
View the Declaration of Independence and the Bill of Rights.


For all those born before 1945

Consider all the changes we have witnessed .....

We were born before television, before penicillin, before polio
shots, before frozen foods, plastics, Xerox, contact lens, Frisbees and the PILL.

We were born before radar, credit cards, split atoms, laser beams,
and ball point pens, and before panty hose, dishwashers, clothes
dryers, electric blankets, air conditioners, drip-dry clothes and
before man walked on the moon. We got married first and then lived
together. How quaint can you be? In out time closets were for
clothes, not coming out of. Bunnies were small rabbits and rabbits
were not Volkswagens. Designer Jeans were scheming girls named Jean
or Jeannie, and having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with your cousin.

We thought fast food was what you ate during Lent, and outer Space
was the back of Loews Theatre. We were born before house-husbands,
gay rights, computer dating, and dual careers. We never heard of FM
radio, tape decks, electric typewriters, artificial hearts, word
processors, or guys wearing ear rings. For us time sharing meant
togetherness and hardware and software weren't even words.

In 1939 "made in Japan" meant junk and the term "making out"
referred to how you did on your exam. Pizzas, MacDonalds and
instant coffee were unheard of. We hit the scene when there were 5
and 10 cent stores, where you bought things for 5 and 10 cents. For
a nickel you could ride on the street car, make a phone call, buy a
Pepsi or enough stamps to mail one letter or 2 post cards, and gas
for your car (if you had one) was 11 cents a gallon.

In our day GRASS was mowed, COKE was a cold drink, and POT was
something you cooked in. ROCK MUSIC was Grandma's lullaby and AIDS
were helpers in the Principal's office. We were certainly not
before the differences between the sexes was discovered, but were
surely before the sex change. And, we were the last generation that
was so dumb as to think you needed a husband to have a baby. No
wonder we are so confused and there is such a generation gap to-day.



Passing an office building late one night, a UNC student saw a sign that
said, "Press bell for night watchman." She did so, and after several
minutes she heard the watchman clomping down the stairs. The uniformed
man proceeded to unlock first one gate, then another, shut down the
alarm system, and finally made his way through the revolving door.
"Well," he snarled at the UNC student, "what do you want?"
"I just wanted to know why you can't ring it yourself."



Many people today attack the authority of God's Word. They
throw out certain passages and question many others. How should
we respond to such attacks?

Charles Spurgeon responded this way: "Defend the Word of God?
Might as well defend a lion." It doesn't need any defense. We can
confidently follow the footsteps of godly men and women throughout
the ages in acknowledging the Bible's authority.

Jesus Christ Himself recognized the Scriptures as God's Word. He
made a point of quoting supposedly controversial or
"hard-to-believe" passages in the Old Testament just to attest to
their historical accuracy. The Lord referred to the creation story
(Matthew 19:4-6; Mark 10:2-9; 13:19), Noah and the flood
(Matthew 24:36-39; Luke 17:26-27), and Lot and the cities of Sodom
and Gomorrah (Matthew 10:15; Luke 10:12; 17:28-30).

Jesus even referred to the Old Testament account of Jonah (Matthew
12:40-41; 16:4). Many people today laugh at the story of Jonah and
shrug it off as a fairy tale or bedtime story for little children.
Why? Because according to what knowledge they have about science,
it is impossible for a whale to swallow a man and then vomit him
alive out of his belly after three days.

First of all, the Bible doesn't say Jonah was swallowed by a whale,
but rather by a great fish (Jonah 1:17). More importantly, the
historical account is recorded in the Bible, and Jesus said it
happened. If Jesus believed it, why shouldn't we believe it too?

The Bible clearly states, "All Scripture is God-breathed"
(2 Timothy 3:16). John R.W. Stott explains the importance of this
declaration for us this way: "The meaning then is not that God
breathed into the writings to give them their special character,
but that what was written by men was breathed by God. He spoke
through them. These were his spokesmen."

The very words of Scripture are inspired by God. Someone has said,
"You can as easily have music without notes, or mathematics without
figures, as thoughts without words." Inspiration applies to every
part of the Bible and to the Bible as a whole--not just to the
"thoughts" it conveys to a reader.

Jesus said, "I tell you the truth, until heaven and earth disappear,
not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any
means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished"
(Matthew 5:18). He guarantees even the most minute parts of it!

The early church fathers also asserted the authority of the Bible.
Augustine declared, "Let us therefore yield ourselves and bow to the
authority of the Holy Scriptures, which can neither err nor deceive."

Why should we cower before the attacks of certain critics of the
Bible? As God's children, we need submit only to Him and His
authoritative Word. Scripture is the standard by which we should
measure everything else.


Three UNC students walk into a bar and order a round of shooters. The
bartender brings the drinks over and one student says, "Alright, 51 days."
They all clink glasses and pound back their drinks. When the
bartender brings the next round, one of the other female students says, "Alright,
51 days." They all clink glasses and pound back their drinks.
The bartender comes back again with the next round and the third
woman says, "Alright, 51 days." They all clink glasses and again, pound
back their drinks.
At this point, the bartender's curiosity takes over and he asks
what the celebration is about.
One of the UNC students says, "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. The
box said 2 to 4 years, and we did it in 51 days!"



In 1947, the UN General Assembly partitioned Palestine into Jewish and Arab
states. Jerusalem itself was to belong to neither side, but was instead to
be an international city. This idea was short lived as the 1948-49 war led
to Israel's taking the western part of the city and Jordan the eastern side.
Jerusalem remained divided until the 1967 war, when Israel took control of
the entire city and declared a united Jerusalem its capital.

The international community has refused to recognize Jerusalem as the
capital of Israel, and while the US Congress has called for moving the US
embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, political reasons have prevented the
move. The Arab world has also rejected Israeli claims to Jerusalem and has
supported the Palestinian demand that eastern Jerusalem be part of a future
Palestinian state. Late last year, Yasser Arafat signed into law a bill
naming all of Jerusalem as the Palestinian capital. However, if neither side
can reach an agreement on the status of Jerusalem, the Palestinians have
indicated they would support the internationalizing of all Jerusalem.

While the Vatican, members of the European Union and the UN have endorsed
this idea, Israel has always rejected the concept. However, comments by
former Prime Israeli Prime Minister Shimon Peres last week indicate that the
internationalization of Jerusalem has been gaining wider acceptance in
Israel. According to Peres spokesman Yoram Dori, "Peres' plan calls for
declaring a holy area of sites sacred to Jews, Christians and Muslims in
Jerusalem's old walled city as a world capital, with the UN
Secretary-General serving as mayor while Israeli and Palestinian
representatives would serve as his deputies." Peres believes this would ease
religious tensions by giving the three major religions control over
Jerusalem's holy places while the city remained under the control of one
administrative authority. Peres has also suggested dividing the city into
neighborhood administrative units where Palestinians and Israelis would
remain under their own respective administrations.

Peres is currently the leader of the opposition Labor party and could
possibly run against Sharon in any future elections.

"And in that day will I make Jerusalem a burdensome stone for all peoples;
all that burden themselves with it shall be cut in pieces, though all the
people of the earth be gathered together against it." - Zechariah 12:3
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.


TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."


TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables!


TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
GLENN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!


TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O!


TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.


TEACHER: Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.


TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.


TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.


TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.


TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to. My Mom is a good cook.


TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.


TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
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Overture - Barber of Seville

Back In The Saddle

You Always Hurt

When I Fall

When A Man

True Love



In The Mood

A Taste Of Honey

The Lonely Bull

Lollipops And Roses

This Guys In Love With You

What Now My Love

Three Coins In The Fountain

You've Gotta Have Heart


Stranger In Paradise II

Love Is...


Georgia On My Mind

Sentimental Over You

Thanks For The Memories

Too Young


Never On Sunday

Yellow Rose Of Texas


My Little Corner

Speak Low

Moments To Remember


Be My Love

Embassy Waltz


A Certain Smile

Chances Are

Not For Me To Say

Stranger On The Shore

I'll Be Seeing You

Cherry Pink


Moonlight Serenade

Last Date

Naughty Lady

Til I Kissed You

All I Have To Do Is Dream

Dixie Land Band

Ghost Riders In The Sky

The Happy Wanderer


Santa Catalina

Band Of Gold

Auld Lang Syne

The Wayward Wind

P.S. I Love You

Harbor Lights

Ebb Tide

Lime Light

Green Door

My Heart Cries

Down Yonder

Silvana Mangano Anna

Does Your Chewing Gum?

Grand Night For Singing

Purple People Eater

Orange Blossom Special

I'll Get By

'Til Then

Katie At UNC

Love Letters

As Time Goes By

Cheek To Cheek

Mission Impossible

The Way You Look Tonight


Glad To Be An American

Battle Hymn Of The Republic

How Great Thou Art

Have Thine Own Way

Beyond The Sunset

Amazing Grace

He's Got The Whole World

Peace In The Valley

How Great Thou Art II

Stars & Stripes Forever

Tennessee Waltz

Beverly Hillbillies Theme

El Paso

Happy Trails

Big John

Sixteen Tons

Which Doctor?

Wonderful! Wonderful!




Daniel Boone

Davy Crockett

Dick VanDyke

Donna Reed

Father Knows Best


Gomer Pile


Have Gun

Hawaii Five-O

Hogans Heroes







Law & Order

Lone Ranger

Magnificent 7


Man From Uncle




Mission I

Mr. Ed

My 3 Sons

Raw Hide

Real McCoys

Rifle Man

Secret Agent

Simon & Simon




Super Man














Victory I


The Lion Sleeps Tonight

Mr. Sandman

Only The Lonely

Beyond The Sea


Magnificent 7

Magnificent 7 - II


I Walk The Line

God loves you so much that He died for you!!!


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* * * Four Important Things To KNOW: #1) For ALL (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) have sinned & fall short of the glory of God. #2) For the wages of above (see #1) are DEATH (Hell, eternal separation from God, & damnation) but the Gift (free & at no charge to you) of God (Creator, Jehovah, & Trinity) is Eternal Life (Heaven) through (in union with) Jesus Christ (God, Lord, 2nd Person of The Trinity, Messiah, Prince of Peace & Savior of the World). #3) For God so greatly loved & dearly prized the world (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) that He even gave up His only begotten (unique) Son, that whosoever (anyone, anywhere, anytime - while still living) believes (trust in, relies on, clings to, depends completely on) Him shall have eternal (everlasting) life (heaven). #4) Jesus said: "I am THE WAY, THE TRUTH, & THE LIFE. No one (male/female - American, Muslim, Jew, Catholic, Hindu, Buddhist, Asian, Presbyterian, European, Baptist, Brazilian, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc. ) comes (arrives) to the Father (with GOD in Heaven) EXCEPT BY (through) ME (no other name). *** This wonderful loving GOD gives you the choice - - - (Rev. 3:20) {Please note that church membership, baptism, doing good things, etc. are not requirements for becoming a Christian - however they are great afterwards!!!} *** Jesus said, "Wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction (Hell, damnation, eternal punishment), and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life (Heaven, eternal happiness, forever with God), and only a few find it.

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But these are written so that you may
believe that Jesus is the Messiah, the
Son of God, and that by believing in
Him you will have life. Jn 20:31

Seek the Lord while He may be found;
call on Him while He is near. Let the
wicked forsake his way and the evil
man his thoughts. Let him turn to the
Lord, and He will have mercy on him,
and to our God, for He will freely
pardon. "For My thoughts are not
your thoughts, neither are your ways
My ways," declares the Lord. "As the
heavens are higher than the earth, so
are My ways higher than your ways
and My thoughts than your thoughts.
As the rain and the snow come down
from heaven, and do not return to it
without watering the earth and making
it bud and flourish, so that it yields seed
for the sower and bread for the eater,
so is My word that goes out from My
mouth: It will not return to Me empty,
but will accomplish what I desire and
achieve the purpose for which I sent it.
You will go out in joy and be led forth
in peace; the mountains and hills will
burst into song before you, and all the
trees of the field will clap their hands.
Instead of the thornbush will grow the
pine tree, and instead of briers the myrtle
will grow. This will be for the Lord's
renown, for an everlasting sign, which
will not be destroyed." Is 55

O Lord, you have searched me and you
know me. You know when I sit and when
I rise; you perceive my thoughts from afar.
You discern my going out and my lying
down; you are familiar with all my ways.
Before a word is on my tongue you know
it completely, O Lord. You hem me in -
behind and before; you have laid your
hand upon me. Such knowledge is too
wonderful for me, too lofty for me to attain.

Where can I go from your Spirit? Where
can I flee from your presence? If I go up
to the heavens, you are there; if I make
my bed in the depths, you are there.

If I rise on the wings of the dawn,
if I settle on the far side of the sea,
even there your hand will guide me,
your right hand will hold me fast.

If I say, "Surely the darkness will hide
me and the light become night around
me," even the darkness will not be dark
to you; the night will shine like the day,
for darkness is as light to you. For you
created my inmost being; you knit me
together in my mother's womb. I praise
you because I am fearfully and wonderfully
made; your works are wonderful, I know
that full well. My frame was not hidden
from you when I was made in the secret
place. When I was woven together in the
depths of the earth, your eyes saw my
unformed body. All the days ordained
for me were written in your book before
one of them came to be.

How precious to me are your thoughts,
O God! How vast is the sum of them!
Were I to count them, they would
outnumber the grains of sand. When
I awake, I am still with you. Search me,
O God, and know my heart; test me
and know my anxious thoughts. See
if there is any offensive way in me,
and lead me in the way everlasting.
Ps 139

But indeed for this purpose I have raised you up,
that I may show My power in you, and that My
Name may be declared in all the earth. Ex 9:16

When I survey the wondrous cross
On which the Prince of Glory died,
My richest gain I count but loss,
And pour contempt on all my pride.

Were the whole realm of nature mine,
That were a present far too small:
Love so amazing, so divine,
Demands my soul, my life, my all.
- - Isaac Watts

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