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Hear about the UNC* student who.............................?
* Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight...........?
* Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope...........?
* Can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't fit into the typewriter...........?
________ *UNC is the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill. Specializing in a wide range of degree programs including: B.A. A.H.F.(Advanced Hamburger Flipping), A.P.E., B.R.C. (Bar Room Conversations), etc. Institution was founded in 1898 for sons/daughters of local Chapel Still politicians that were unable to qualify for the more prestigious institutions of higher learning such as Duke, Wake Forest, and N.C. State.
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