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Two large buses containing the UNC football team are leaving the stadium
after losing once again to the N.C. State Wolfpack when they hear a voice
over a megaphone call from behind a grassy hill. "One State cheerleader
is better than any ten UNC football players." The UNC coach quickly stops
both busses & sends 10 of his best linemen over the hill whereupon a fight
breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.

The lone voice again calls out again: "One State cheerleader is better than
any twenty UNC football players." Furious, the coach sends his next best 20
players over the hill and instantly a huge fight commences. After 2 minutes
of battle, again silence. The single voice calls out again "One State cheer-
leader is better than the entire UNC football team!"

The enraged coach musters the rest of the team and sends them across
the hill. A huge battle is fought. Then silence. Eventually one UNC corner-
back crawls back over the hill and tells his coach, "Don’t send any more
guys, it’s a trap. There’s actually two of them."
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