A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life he should sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal each morning.
The grandson did this religiously and lived to the age of 93. When he died, he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 15 great grandchildren, and a fifteen foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.
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