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2. It's better than making fun of Vanderbilt
3. I'll find someone else to forward to since my friend
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this year with great leadership from their seniors. So far
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Barber shops are interesting places to do a study of the male half of
the human race. It's really "Guy's World." That's what made me take special
notice of the dad who came in last week with his two young daughters. They
were doing fine, and it was really neat to see how the three of them got
along. But you just don't usually see many females in the barber shop. I
smiled at that dad and I said, "Your daughters are really well-behaved. It
must be interesting for them to be here. It's kind of a 'guy's world,' isn't
it?" Yeah," he replied. "Not much talking."

Now if you ask most women, that's part of the problem in our
relationships. This guy thing called "not much talking." Or at least not
much talking about what's really going on inside us. Oh, we'll talk about
work and sports and cars and "stuff." But too many men just don't talk much
about what they're feeling ... about what they need ... about what's
hurting, what they're hoping for, what's wrong.

It was never meant to be this way. Just go back to the creation of
guys. Adam was king of his domain there in the Garden of Eden, managing
things for His Creator. But even with all of that - according to Genesis
2:18, our word for today from the Word of God - "the Lord God said, 'It is
not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him."
So, God created woman because a man's work and achievements could never be
enough to complete him - he needed relationship. He needed someone outside
of himself to share his life with.

Man was never meant to be an island, keeping everything to himself.
We were never meant to be some Lone Ranger, wearing a mask to cover up our
identity. God made us to need a shared life. But sadly, a lot of men have
somewhere bought the lie that manhood means keeping your deepest feelings to
yourself. Some of us got it from a father who seldom let anyone into what
was behind his macho mask. And if you had a dad like that, you know how
frustrating it was to never really know where you stood with him ... to wish
that he would express his love to you, his approval, his joy, even his
hurts. Then we grow up and we repeat the cycle and do it to those we love.

The people who love you and the people you love desperately need for
you to express your tenderness, and your hurts, and your expectations, your
needs. If you could just risk letting them know that you don't have it all
together - that sometimes you're weak, you struggle, you're unsure - it
would open up a depth of closeness and healing you never thought you could
experience. And if you're a woman in the life of a man who struggles to
express his feelings, be very careful when he does. Some men don't say it
because of the harsh things that happen when they do.

Men who don't talk much, who don't express what's inside, end up
leaving a painful trail of tears around them - frustrated sons, wives who
don't know where they stand, daughters who are love-starved - and terribly
vulnerable to the sexual mistakes of a girl who's unsure of her father's

One thing I love about Jesus is that He sets men free to feel, to
forgive, to love. Because they've experienced His love and forgiveness - as
men who have accepted for themselves His sacrifice on the cross for their
sins. Which, if you've never done that, is a step I pray you'll take this
very day. I've written a booklet about this relationship. It's called "Yours
For Life." And I'd like to send it to you, if you'll just let me know you
want it.

It doesn't have to be so lonely, so full of hurt that's built up
inside like a volcano. The man who risks letting people inside is a man who
is finally free. And a man who is giving the people he loves one of the
greatest gifts he can give them - himself. Ron Hutchcraft

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One of the reasons for the success of the internet is its open,
peer-to-peer nature. All computers on the internet are equal,
and in the past it hasn't mattered whether your computer is
a 386 in Nguru on the end of a satellite phone or a big monster
in a New York rack. If that ever changes, I think we will lose
part of the essential, vital character of the internet. Doug Winter


After a long day on the course, the exasperated golfer turned
to his caddy and said, "You must be the absolute worst caddy
in the world!"

"No, I don't think so," said the caddy. "That would be too
much of a coincidence."


One afternoon The Sea rolled into the office of Dr. Alfred Werner,
clinical psychologist. The doctor smiled; he hadn't seen his old
friend in ages.

"Well, well! Long time no sea! How are you doing?"

"Swell," replied the Sea saltily.

"Then what, Pacifically, is the problem?"

"Well," the Sea swished sadly, "I'm getting tired of just going
in and out every day, in and out, in and out, in and--"

"I understand," Dr. Werner interrupted hastily, "but I fear there's
nothing to be done about it. For you see, my friend, you're just fit to be tide."


Faith and love are apt to be spasmodic in the best of minds.
Men and women live on the brink of mysteries and harmonies
into which they never enter and with their hand on the doorlatch
they die outside. GK Chesterton
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-- Phineas T. Barnum - April 7, 1891
Born July 5, 1810
Legendary 19th Century American showman and circus promoter.
Best remembered for founding the first modern three-ring
circus, which also would eventually became the biggest and
most important circus in the world, the Ringling Brothers
Barnum and Bailey Circus. In Brooklyn, New York in 1871, he
established the "Greatest Show on Earth," a traveling
amalgamation of circus, menagerie and museum of "freaks"
which became the first modern three-ring circus. In 1881
he merged with James Bailey to create the Barnum & Bailey
Circus, which toured around the world. The show's primary
attraction was Jumbo, an African elephant he purchased from
the London Zoo. Years after his death, his circus was sold
to Ringling Brothers to form what would become the Ringling
Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus.
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* * * Four Important Things To KNOW: #1) For ALL (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) have sinned & fall short of the glory of God. #2) For the wages of above (see #1) are DEATH (Hell, eternal separation from God, & damnation) but the Gift (free & at no charge to you) of God (Creator, Jehovah, & Trinity) is Eternal Life (Heaven) through (in union with) Jesus Christ (God, Lord, 2nd Person of The Trinity, Messiah, Prince of Peace & Savior of the World). #3) For God so greatly loved & dearly prized the world (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) that He even gave up His only begotten (unique) Son, that whosoever (anyone, anywhere, anytime - while still living) believes (trust in, relies on, clings to, depends completely on) Him shall have eternal (everlasting) life (heaven). #4) Jesus said: "I am THE WAY, THE TRUTH, & THE LIFE. No one (male/female - American, Muslim, Jew, Catholic, Hindu, Buddhist, Asian, Presbyterian, European, Baptist, Brazilian, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc. ) comes (arrives) to the Father (with GOD in Heaven) EXCEPT BY (through) ME (no other name). *** This wonderful loving GOD gives you the choice - - - (Rev. 3:20) {Please note that church membership, baptism, doing good things, etc. are not requirements for becoming a Christian - however they are great afterwards!!!} *** Jesus said, "Wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction (Hell, damnation, eternal punishment), and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life (Heaven, eternal happiness, forever with God), and only a few find it.

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But these are written so that you may
believe that Jesus is the Messiah, the
Son of God, and that by believing in
Him you will have life. Jn 20:31

Seek the Lord while He may be found;
call on Him while He is near. Let the
wicked forsake his way and the evil
man his thoughts. Let him turn to the
Lord, and He will have mercy on him,
and to our God, for He will freely
pardon. "For My thoughts are not
your thoughts, neither are your ways
My ways," declares the Lord. "As the
heavens are higher than the earth, so
are My ways higher than your ways
and My thoughts than your thoughts.
As the rain and the snow come down
from heaven, and do not return to it
without watering the earth and making
it bud and flourish, so that it yields seed
for the sower and bread for the eater,
so is My word that goes out from My
mouth: It will not return to Me empty,
but will accomplish what I desire and
achieve the purpose for which I sent it.
You will go out in joy and be led forth
in peace; the mountains and hills will
burst into song before you, and all the
trees of the field will clap their hands.
Instead of the thornbush will grow the
pine tree, and instead of briers the myrtle
will grow. This will be for the Lord's
renown, for an everlasting sign, which
will not be destroyed." Is 55

O Lord, you have searched me and you
know me. You know when I sit and when
I rise; you perceive my thoughts from afar.
You discern my going out and my lying
down; you are familiar with all my ways.
Before a word is on my tongue you know
it completely, O Lord. You hem me in -
behind and before; you have laid your
hand upon me. Such knowledge is too
wonderful for me, too lofty for me to attain.

Where can I go from your Spirit? Where
can I flee from your presence? If I go up
to the heavens, you are there; if I make
my bed in the depths, you are there.

If I rise on the wings of the dawn,
if I settle on the far side of the sea,
even there your hand will guide me,
your right hand will hold me fast.

If I say, "Surely the darkness will hide
me and the light become night around
me," even the darkness will not be dark
to you; the night will shine like the day,
for darkness is as light to you. For you
created my inmost being; you knit me
together in my mother's womb. I praise
you because I am fearfully and wonderfully
made; your works are wonderful, I know
that full well. My frame was not hidden
from you when I was made in the secret
place. When I was woven together in the
depths of the earth, your eyes saw my
unformed body. All the days ordained
for me were written in your book before
one of them came to be.

How precious to me are your thoughts,
O God! How vast is the sum of them!
Were I to count them, they would
outnumber the grains of sand. When
I awake, I am still with you. Search me,
O God, and know my heart; test me
and know my anxious thoughts. See
if there is any offensive way in me,
and lead me in the way everlasting.
Ps 139

But indeed for this purpose I have raised you up,
that I may show My power in you, and that My
Name may be declared in all the earth. Ex 9:16

When I survey the wondrous cross
On which the Prince of Glory died,
My richest gain I count but loss,
And pour contempt on all my pride.

Were the whole realm of nature mine,
That were a present far too small:
Love so amazing, so divine,
Demands my soul, my life, my all.
- - Isaac Watts

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