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Monday
"Plan B" For Indy 500
In a move to reduce dependency on foreign oil,
this years Indy 500 has traded in their cars for
Plan B, so be looking for new names such as
Schwinn and Huffy vs. Honda or GM...
Saturday
Why was the UNC student reviewing the ABCs?
She was studying for a multiple choice test.
Dear Friends,
As for God, His way is perfect;
the Word of the Lord is flawless.
He is a shield for all who take
refuge in Him.
Sincerely,
David
18P30
The Da Vinci Code Discussion
Dan Brown’s novel, The Da Vinci Code ,
has sold more copies than any other
fictional work in U.S. history. With
the release of the movie adaptation
on May 19, interest in this controversial
tale has risen substantially.
Please check "comments"
for additional information...
Wednesday
Blog Cartoon
Who Was Mary Magdalene
Was she the wife of Jesus, the mother of his children,
or the Holy Grail, as The Da Vinci Code claims? Or the
repentant prostitute of Jesus Christ Superstar, throwing
herself at the Master's feet and singing, "I Don't Know
How to Love Him"?
A UNC* student jumped up from the card table white with rage.
"Stop this game," he shouted, "Mary is cheating!"
"How do you know?"
"She's not playing the hand I dealt her."
*See "comments"
Q: Why did the UNC student eat the candle?
A: He needed a light refreshment..
UNC Football
Two large buses containing the UNC football team are leaving the stadium
after losing once again to the N.C. State Wolfpack when they hear a voice
over a megaphone call from behind a grassy hill. "One State cheerleader
is better than any ten UNC football players." The UNC coach quickly stops
both busses & sends 10 of his best linemen over the hill whereupon a fight
breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.
The lone voice again calls out again: "One State cheerleader is better than
any twenty UNC football players." Furious, the coach sends his next best 20
players over the hill and instantly a huge fight commences. After 2 minutes
of battle, again silence. The single voice calls out again "One State cheer-
leader is better than the entire UNC football team!"
The enraged coach musters the rest of the team and sends them across
the hill. A huge battle is fought. Then silence...
Find out what happened in "comments"
When Howdy applied for his
position with 'Thought & Humor':
Wednesday's Riddles
1) What is it the more you take,
the more you leave behind?
2) What is open when it is closed,
and closed when it is open?
the more you leave behind?
2) What is open when it is closed,
and closed when it is open?
3) What goes up,
What goes down,
What goes around,
But stays in one place? (Name 4 things)
4) When asked how old she was, Suzie replied, "In two years
I will be twice as old as I was five years ago." How old is she?
5) Which common 4 letter English word, when printed in capital
letters, reads the same both upside-down and the right way up?
6) What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?
7) Rearrange the letters of NEW DOOR to make one word instead.
8) How many four pence stamps are there in a dozen?
9) What is the largest amount of money you can have in coins
and still not be able to make change for a dollar?
Answers in "comments"
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