Match the words in the left-hand column with the correct definition in the right-hand column. The answers are listed in "comments" 1. chimerical ........... A. Shameless boldness; insolence. 2. hirsute ................. B. Expressing sadness; plaintive. 3. pule ..................... C. Ambition; the will to succeed. 4. effrontery ........... D. A novice; a beginner in anything. 5. plangent ............. E. Logical consequence; corollary. 6. neophyte ............ F. Thin, watery. 7. doff ..................... G. Merely imaginary; fantastic; unrealistic. 8. spizzerinctum ..... H. To whimper; to whine. 9. consectaneous ... I. Covered with hair; shaggy; hairy. 10. serous .............. J. To take off, as an article of clothing.
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FOUR IMPORTANT THINGS TO KNOW:
1) For ALL (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) have sinned & fall short of the glory of God.
2) For the wages of above (see #1) are DEATH (Hell, eternal separation from God, & damnation) but the Gift (Free & at No Charge to you) of God (Creator, Jehovah, & Trinity) is Eternal Life (Heaven) through (in union with) Jesus Christ (God, Lord, 2nd Person of The Trinity, Messiah, Prince of Peace & Savior).
3) For God so greatly loved & dearly prized the world (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French etc.) that He even gave up His only begotten (unique) Son, that whosoever (anyone, anywhere, anytime - while still living) believes (trust in, relies on, clings to, depends completely on) Him shall have eternal (everlasting) life (heaven).
4) Jesus said: "I am THE WAY, THE TRUTH, & THE LIFE. No one (male/female- American, Muslim, Jew, Catholic, Hindu, Buddhist, Asian, Presbyterian, European, Baptist, Brazilian, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) comes (arrives) to the Father (with GOD in Heaven) EXCEPT BY (through) ME (no other name).
This wonderful loving GOD gives you the choice - - - (Rev. 3:20)
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Jesus said, "Wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction (Hell, damnation, eternal punishment), and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life (Heaven, eternal happiness, forever with God), and only a few find it. --Matthew 7:13-14
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WORD-MATCH ANSWER KEY
1. chimerical G. Merely imaginary; fantastic; unrealistic. 2. hirsute I. Covered with hair; shaggy; hairy. 3. pule H. To whimper; to whine. 4. effrontery A. Shameless boldness; insolence. 5. plangent B. Expressing sadness; plaintive. 6. neophyte D. A novice; a beginner in anything. 7. doff J. To take off, as an article of clothing. 8. spizzerinctum C. Ambition; the will to succeed. 9. consectaneous E. Logical consequence; corollary. 10. serous F. Thin, watery.
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