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Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger
approaches them and demands their money.

They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin
taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to the
other and hands him a bill.

"Here’s that $20 I owe you," he says.








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A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in
London. The waiter says, "Excuse me, but if you wanted the
steak you might not get one as there is a shortage." The
Texan said, "What's a shortage?" The Russian said, "What's
a steak?" The New Yorker said, "What's excuse me?"
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