Yours, O Lord, is the greatness and the power and the glory and the majesty and the splendor, for everything in heaven and earth is Yours. Yours, O Lord, is the kingdom; You are exalted as Head over all. --1 Chronicles 29
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. - Will Rogers
People you do not want to hear say "OOPS!"
Your surgeon. Your dentist. Your nurse. Your hairdresser. Your mechanic. Your gardener. Your tax accountant. The computer tech person. The house painter. The pilot. The crew installing your roof, siding, sprinkler system . . .
Summer was over and the UNC English professor was asking the class about their vacations...
She turned to a Senior and asked what he did over the summer.
"We visited my aunt in Minneapolis, Minnesota," he said.
"What an excellent pair of spelling words," the prof said, "Can you tell the class how you spell that?"
The Senior thought about it and said, "Ya know, we really went to Ohio."
=============== Please note: If you see a UNC student or a liberal reading 'Thought & Humor', please explain to them which is thought & which is humor. They always get it backwards....... ===============
The following was overheard at a recent high society party...
"My ancestry goes all the way back to Alexander the Great," said one lady. She then turned to a second woman and asked, "How far does your family go back?"
"I don't know," was the reply. "All of our records were lost in the flood."
*When your wife says, "What do you think?" she is not asking for YOUR opinion. She is asking for HER opinion, f rom your mouth.
*"Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing - and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even." --Will Rogers