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The Democrats are more fearful of Christians than they are of Al-Qaeda. The Democrats are more fearful of Christians than they are of Islamist terrorists living in this country. They are more fearful of Christians than they are of any enemy of the United States of America. They probably have more fear of Christians than they do nuclear weapons being launched by North Korea, and there's a reason for it. There is a substantive reason for it. These people are secularists. The vast majority of the left -- not all, but the vast majority of the left and the vast majority of Democrats -- are secularists. They want no guardrails in life. To them, government is God. Government is God. The Constitution that's being written by liberal judges is their Bible, and that constitution is something that is results oriented and always grows the government and is always institutionalizing their beliefs, and Christianity and related Judeo-Christian religions are nothing more than a threat. They are a very solid competitor to the lack of values. What do you think moderates are? Moderates are people that don't have values and core. If they were, they wouldn't be moderates. The liberals have their own values, but they are in direct opposition to many of the values that were established at the founding of the country. So they have a tremendous amount of fear, and if you don't understand it now, it would be wise to accept it.
A drummer in the UNC marching band, tired from being ridiculed by his peers, decides to learn how to play some "real" musical instruments. He goes to a music store, walks in, approaches the store clerk, and says "I'll take that red trumpet over there and that accordion." The store clerk looks at him a bit funny, and replies "OK, you can have the fire extinguisher but the radiator's got to stay.