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Permission is hereby granted for you to change all
humor used in The"E-Mail Newspaper", 'Thought &
Humor' and its subsidiaries related to the institution
of lower learning hereby known as UNC to another
of your choice from the list below:

1) French university students
2) Harvard or U.C.-Berkeley
3) Any accredited high school or middle school
4) Any Loggerheads & Pundits
5) Any and all persnickety individuals or nincompoops
6) Any Chapel Hill, NC Citizen unless same sends an offspring
to Duke, NCSU, JSU, Villanova, MSU. or Florida State.
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The sight of a bald eagle has thrilled campers for
generations. The sight of a bald man, however,
does absolutely nothing for the eagle.
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Gentlemen (and Ladies, as appropriate):
I was saddened by your pronouncement that, alas, my subscription would
expire. I would like to request that you retain my e-mail address on your
mailing list, although I would like to have "Howdy" sent to my home e-mail
in lieu of my office (I'm simply spending two much time laughing and not
getting enough work done!). My home e-mail address may be gleaned from the
"cc" line above or by copying this link:
mailto:ralph@___.net
Thank you for all the laughs. I hope that I'm priviledged to continue
receiving Howdy.

Ralph
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NO!!! I shall forever be thrown into the depths of despair if I do
not receive your ever so happy newsletter... it is all that keeps my brain
from reverting into a bowl of oatmeal!

So, here I am, a lowly human-bean, begging to let me remain in the wuzzerful
clutches of humor.

Sincerely,
The Fallen Monkey
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Dear Howdy,
I enjoyed some of your humor very much. For me - and only speaking for
myself - the repetitive Christian inserts were simply too much for me to
trade for the humor.
Rick Geissal
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Dear Howdy,

I'd be blessed to continue to receive your letters. It is rare in our day
and time when people such as yourself have a system of beliefs (and
humor :)) that is Biblically based. Keep charging! Like the Word says,
Through God we shall do valiantly...!
Please include my home address as listed above.
thanks,
God Bless you.
Frank
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Dear Howdy,

I would like very much to continue receiving Howdy. I am not sure how you
got my email in the first place, but I do enjoy reading your newspaper. I
enjoy your Christian slant on things, as well as the clean humor. In a
world of porn spam and other abominations that bombard us as we go through
our daily lives, your newspaper is a welcome piece of entertainment. Your
detractors would be better served by reading your newspaper without
preconceived notions, then they might be able to appreciate the content.
God Bless!

Megan
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Dear Sir/Madam:

I am sorry for that I was informed that I have been unsubscribed from
¡°Thought & Humor¡±, however, I am glad to know that that you may wish
to provide me another chance to resubscribe it. I would appreciate it
very much if you could do so for me so that I will not miss the future
chance to read this interesting and attractive publication.

Thank you so much for your kind consideration.

Tiean Zhou
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The guitar of the noisy teenager at the
next campsite makes excellent kindling.
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