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"For the LORD Himself will come down from
HEAVEN, with a loud command, with the voice
of the archangel and with the trumpet call of
God, and the DEAD in Christ will RISE first.
After that, WE who are still alive and are left
will be CAUGHT UP with them in the CLOUDS
to MEET the LORD in the AIR. And so we will
be with the LORD FOREVER! "


RESERVATIONS REQUIRED!!!
(taken from I Thessalonians 4 - emphasis mine)
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How To Make Reservations



1) For ALL (Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus,
Buddhist, Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist,
Brazilians, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) have sinned
& fall short of the glory of God.

2) For the wages of above (see #1) are DEATH (Hell, eternal
separation from God, & damnation) but the Gift (free & at
no charge to you) of God (Creator, Jehovah, & Trinity) is
Eternal Life (Heaven) through (in union with) Jesus Christ
(God, Lord, 2nd Person of The Trinity, Messiah, Prince of
Peace & Savior of the World).

3) For God so greatly loved & dearly prized the world
(Americans, Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Hindus, Buddhist,
Asians, Presbyterians, Europeans, Baptist, Brazilians,
Mormons, Methodist, French, etc.) that He even gave up
His only begotten (unique) Son, that whosoever (anyone,
anywhere, anytime - while still living) believes (trust in,
relies on, clings to, depends completely on) Him shall
have eternal (everlasting) life (heaven).

4) Jesus said: "I am THE WAY, THE TRUTH, & THE LIFE.
No one (male/female - American, Muslim, Jew, Catholic,
Hindu, Buddhist, Asian, Presbyterian, European, Baptist,
Brazilian, Mormons, Methodist, French, etc. ) comes (arrives)
to the Father (with GOD in Heaven) EXCEPT BY (through)
ME (no other name).

This wonderful loving GOD gives you the choice - - -
(Rev. 3:20)

{Please note that church membership, baptism, doing good
things, etc. are not requirements for becoming a Christian -
however they are great afterwards!!!}


Jesus said, "Wide is the gate and broad is the road that
leads to destruction (Hell, damnation, eternal punishment),
and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow
the road that leads to life (Heaven, eternal happiness,
forever with God), and only a few find it. --Matthew 7:13-14
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Hello,

I enjoy your jokes and riddles. Please send
me your "Thought & Humor".

Thanks,
Daniel (UMR)




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Howdy,

I was unsubscribed to "Thoughts & Humor"
by someone else working on my computer
back in May 2003.

David (SFASU)




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Dear Howdy,

Thanks for the Thought and Humor Newsletters.

Bill R. (Florida)





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Dear Howdy,

Keep me on my man... laughter is essential on the mission
field and you've been a blessing. I used to be proud to say
I was born and raised in Florida...but these days not so much.
Ah, America.

In Him,
corey



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Dear Howdy,

I don't know who you are, but I get mail from you
all the time. I guess I'm just on your list. Someone
signed me up or I signed up myself and forgot about
it. I enjoy hearing from you, however. I agree a 100%
Can I copy your letter and send it, because it's so good.

Sallie


Howdy: YES!!!


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Dear Howdy,

You and Chuck Colson are soooooo right on. I am reminded
of the scripture that "If my people who are called by my name
will humble themselves........ I will heal their land." We have no
hope in this country except through the mercy of Jesus Christ.
And, it will take lots of prayer and intercessory prayer warriors
to turn things around. Just talking about it won't do it. Gotta
feel sorry for those people who are in that kind of bondage
though. If they really understood that " who the Son sets free
is free indeed." Satan has dupped our nation into believing
that the scriptures don't mean what they say. Sad, but true.

Thanks for the e-mail. I will pass it on to others.

Shirl



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Hello Howdy!

How silly this world can be! I have been working in the
west all summer and have finally returned to the land of
electrons, only to discover my wonderful thought-provoking,
belly-laugh inspiring, spiritually uplifting Howdy had
succumbed to those who have some true prejudices
and value relativistic notions above values and directive
thought processes. Please place my email back onto
your list, as it is always welcome in my inbox! Thank you!

NG








Please note that our policy allows for us to receive
threats on alternate Tuesdays when the Moon is waning only...
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Jesus said to them all: "If anyone would come after Me, he
must deny himself and take up his cross daily and follow Me.
For whoever wants to save his life will lose it, but whoever
loses his life for Me will save it. --Luke 9
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