Tuesday

New Employment

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I took a part time job as an opinion poll sampler.
On my very first call, I introduced myself, "Hello,
this is a telephone poll."

The man replied, "Yeeeah, and this is a street lamp!"

1 comment:

  1. A "'Greater love has no one than this, than to lay down one's life for his
    friends.' If I am a friend of Jesus Christ, I lay down my life for Him. That
    does not mean that I go through the big crisis of death; it means that I lay
    down my life deliberately as I would lay out a pound note. I have this to
    lay out and expend; I have a day before me, and I am going to lay it out
    for Jesus Christ; I have my duty to perform but I am going to lay it out in
    devotion to Jesus Christ al through. It is difficult, and thank God it is
    difficult. Salvation is easy because it cost God so much, but the
    manifestation of it in my life is difficult. God does expect a man to be a
    man. God saves a man and endues him with His Holy Spirit, and says in
    effect, "Now it is up to you to prove it, work it out; be loyal to Me while
    the nature of things round about you would make you disloyal. I have called
    you friends, now stand loyal to your Friend." His honor is at stake in our
    bodily life." Oswald Chambers

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