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At a golf course, four men approached the sixteenth tee. The straight fairway ran along a road and a bike path fenced off on the left.
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An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety briefing to the passengers. She had just finished saying 'In the event of a water landing, your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device,' when a man remarked, "Hey! If the plane can't fly, why should I believe the seat can float?"
Send* this blog to four people and you
ReplyDeletewill gain 2 new friends. Send this
to all the people you know (or
ever knew), and you will gain 5
new friends. If you ignore this
blog, you will lose your best
friend immediately. That's why
I had to pass this on -- I didn't
want to risk it. Howdy
*Click on little white envelope
after each article/posting...
At a golf course, four men approached the sixteenth tee. The straight
ReplyDeletefairway ran along a road and a bike path fenced off on the left.
The first golfer teed off and hooked the ball in that direction. The
ball went over the fence and bounced off the bike path onto the road,
where it hit the tire of a moving bus and was knocked back on to the
fairway. As they all stood in amazement, one man asked him,
"How on earth did you do that?"
He shrugged his shoulders and said....
"You just have to know the bus schedule."
An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety briefing to the
ReplyDeletepassengers. She had just finished saying 'In the event of a water
landing, your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device,' when a
man remarked, "Hey! If the plane can't fly, why should I believe the
seat can float?"
Dear Howdy,
ReplyDeleteWal-Mart plans to
open 90 stores in
China, one of will
be a superstore
called the Great
Wal-Mart of China.
Jay