A fellow took a UNC* student to the movies.
During the previews, she asked him if he would
go and buy her some M & M's.
When he returned with her candy, she opened
the bag, picked out all the brown ones and threw
them away.
"What did you do that for?" he asked her.
*Please see "comments" for additional pertinent information.
ReplyDelete*UNC is the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill.
Specializing in a wide range of degree programs including:
B.A. A.H.F.(Advanced Hamburger Flipping), A.P.E., N.U.T., B.R.C.
(Bar Room Conversations), etc. Institution was founded in 1898
for sons/daughters of local Chapel Still politicians that were
unable to qualify for the more prestigious institutions of higher
learning such as Duke, Wake Forest, and N.C. State.
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