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  1. When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him
    the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed.

    "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?"

    "Why, it's bean soup," she replied.

    "I don't care what it's been," he replied. "What is it now?"

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  2. OBSCURE AND UNUSUAL WORDS
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    1) gewgaw G(Y)OO-gaw (noun)
    : a showy trifle; a trinket; a bauble.

    The origin of gewgaw is uncertain.

    "At least, you're tempted until you discover that the
    price of this gewgaw is $175."
    --Walter Shapiro, "Earn exciting prizes from the Repub-
    licans!" USA Today, March 27, 2002

    2) slugabed SLUHG-uh-bed (noun)
    : one who stays in bed until a late hour; a sluggard.

    Slugabed is from slug, "sluggard" + abed, "in bed."

    "I found Oriana, as usual, up before me, for I always
    was a sad slugabed."
    --W. Hurton, Doomed Ship

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  3. Oh, the depth and riches of the wisdom and the knowledge of
    God! How unsearchable his judgments, and His paths beyond
    tracing out. --Romans 11:33






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    TRIVIA:

    "Fortnight" is a contraction of "fourteen nights." In the
    US "two weeks" is more commonly used.

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    A bathometer is an instrument for indicating the depth of
    the sea beneath a moving vessel.

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    A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

    ???

    THE HOTTEST TEMP

    The highest temperature ever recorded in the world was
    136.4 degrees Fahrenheit at El Azizia, Lybia, on
    September 13, 1922.

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    THE LOWEST TEMP

    The lowest temperature ever recorded in the world was
    129 degrees below 0 at Vostok, Antarctica, on
    July 21, 1983.

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    COUNTING DAYS

    The Gregorian calendar was introduced by Pope Gregory in
    1582 AD, and was adopted by Great Britain and the English
    colonies in 1752.








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    RULES OF THE TODDLER
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    1. If I like it, it's mine.
    2. If it's in my hand, it's mine.
    3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
    4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
    5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
    6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
    7. If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
    8. If I think it's mine, it's mine.

    (VERY SIMILAR TO LIBERAL CONGRESSMEN)

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  4. Faith and love are apt to be spasmodic in the best of minds.
    Men and women live on the brink of mysteries and harmonies
    into which they never enter and with their hand on the doorlatch
    they die outside. GK Chesterton



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    Q: What do you get when 20 violinists start playing at the
    same time but play different songs?
    A: A senseless act of violins.

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  5. *"Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing -
    and that was the closest our country has ever been to being
    even." --Will Rogers

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  6. The wisdom that comes from heaven is first of all pure; then
    peace-loving, considerate, submissive, full of mercy and good
    fruit, impartial and sincere. Peacemakers who sow in peace
    raise a harvest of righteousness. --James 3:17-18






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    *When your wife says, "What do you think?" she is not
    asking for YOUR opinion. She is asking for HER opinion,
    from your mouth.

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  7. The following was overheard at a recent
    high society party...

    "My ancestry goes all the way back to
    Alexander the Great," said one lady.
    She then turned to a second woman
    and asked, "How far does your family
    go back?"

    "I don't know," was the reply. "All of
    our records were lost in the flood."








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