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. Where our last 100 readers were located around 11 am:
% Num State/Region Country Name
10 Texas United States 7 New York United States 6 North Carolina United States 6 Wyoming United States 6 Georgia United States 5 Colorado United States 5 England United Kingdom 5 Tokyo Japan 4 New Jersey United States 4 Ontario Canada 4 Oklahoma United States 4 Michigan United States 4 Mississippi United States 3 Wisconsin United States 2 South Carolina United States 2 Oregon United States 2 Ohio United States 2 Kentucky United States 2 Arkansas United States 2 Minnesota United States 2 Pennsylvania United States
*Permission is hereby granted for you to change all
ReplyDeletehumor used in The"E-Mail Newspaper", 'Thought
& Humor' and its subsidiaries related to the institution
of lower learning hereby known as UNC to another
of your choice from the list below:
1) French university students
2) Harvard or U.C.-Berkeley
3) Any accredited high school or middle school
4) Any Loggerheads & Pundits
5) Any and all persnickety individuals or nincompoops
6) Any Chapel Hill, NC Citizen unless same sends an offspring
to NCSU, JSU, MSU, USC, UGA, or FSU.
7) It is against international law to transmute any jocoseness
found in this newspaper to any school if their mascot is the Wolfpack.
If attempts are made, your computer will automatically notify the
FBI, CIA, and the KGB and you will be charged with...
"performing an illegal operation".
For years a UNC grad lived on the border of Virginia & N.C.
ReplyDeleteand never knew what state he actually lived in.
Finally an official surveyor came to the farm to determine his
residence.
"Sir, it turns out that you live in North Carolina."
"Whew." the UNC grad sighed.
"Why so relieved?" the confused surveyor asked.
"No more Virginia winters,". came the grad's reply.
.
ReplyDeleteWhere our last 100 readers were
located around 11 am:
% Num State/Region Country Name
10 Texas United States
7 New York United States
6 North Carolina United States
6 Wyoming United States
6 Georgia United States
5 Colorado United States
5 England United Kingdom
5 Tokyo Japan
4 New Jersey United States
4 Ontario Canada
4 Oklahoma United States
4 Michigan United States
4 Mississippi United States
3 Wisconsin United States
2 South Carolina United States
2 Oregon United States
2 Ohio United States
2 Kentucky United States
2 Arkansas United States
2 Minnesota United States
2 Pennsylvania United States