At a fancy reception a young man was asked by a widow to guess her age.
"You must have some idea," she urged when he hesitated.
"I have a couple ideas," he admitted with a smile. "The trouble is that I don't know whether to make it ten years younger, because of your looks, or ten years older, because of your intelligence."
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Our Supply Clerk at the factory where I work, discovered a box that was left on the loading dock with this warning printed on it: DANGER DO NOT TOUCH!
Management was called and all employees were told to stay clear of the box until it could be analyzed.
When the foreman arrived, he donned gloves and safety glasses, and then, very carefully opened the box. Inside were 250 signs that read:
This is some Fall weather, isn't it? It was seventeen degrees in the Chicago area this morning and pretty much everything is covered in ice. And Winter doesn't even start for another three weeks. That's global warming for you.
Senator Barack Obama just announced that if elected in 2008 he will host a White House conference on Malaria. Obama told reporters, "I'm looking forward to meeting the Malarians."
[The shepherds] hurried off and found Mary and Joseph, and the Baby [Jesus], Who was lying in the manger. When they had seen Him, they spread the word concerning what had been told them about this Child, and all who heard it were amazed... But Mary treasured up all these things and pondered them in her heart. The shepherds returned, glorifying and praising God for all the things they had heard and seen, which were just as they had been told. --Luke 2:16-20