1) A woman went to visit her bank manager and she took her young daughter with her. The bank manager said that the woman's daughter could stay with his secretary during the meeting. When the woman and her daughter left, the secretary turned to the other secretary and said to her, "That little girl was my daughter." How could that be?
2) Who worked at 17 Cherry Tree Lane, London? A) Mary Poppins B) Queen Elizabeth I C) Sherlock Holmes D) Winston Churchill
3) What's the only play of Shakespeare to mention America? A) Comedy of Errors B) Hamlet C) Macbeth D) Tempest
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1) The secretary was the girl's father. 2) Mary Poppins 3) Comedy of Errors
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