Two mice go into a warehouse looking for food. Suddenly one hears the other chewing. "What did you find?" He asks.
"I am not sure," comes the answer, "It looks like a piece of celluloid from an old movie. Let me see ... Ahh, yes. It is from 'Gone with the Wind'". "And how is it?"
I love finding these crazy signs. I just returned from Canada where I say a Chinese restaurant advertising their special in the window. Sign said "Dog Grooming".
I had to wonder what they were grooming them for...lunch or dinner? JB