1) "I know a word of letters three, add two and fewer there will be." So, what's the word?
2) What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?
3) The first is foremost legally The second circles outwardly The third leeds in victory The last twice ends a nominee What am I?
4) Count the number of "F"'s in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS. Got it?
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RIDDLE ANSWERS: 1) Few 2) Silence 3) Love 4) 6 No Joke! Read again. The reasoning is....
The brain cannot process "OF". Incredible or what!!??
Anyone who counts all six "F"'s on the first go is a genius. 3 is normal and 4 is quite rare. Interesting, huh?!?!
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