Three male dogs were walking down the street when they spotted a beautiful female Poodle. The males were speechless. Said the Poodle, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me." The black lab blurted, "I love liver and cheese." "Oh, how childish," scoffed the Poodle. She turned to the Golden Retriever. "Um, I HATE liver and cheese," he said. "My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess you're hopeless." She then turned to the Taco Bell Chihuahua and said, "How about you, little guy?" He smiled, winked, and said to the other two, "Liver alone, cheese mine!"
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I love to use your riddles as bonus questions in my 11th grade Precalculus tests. The students like them so much that I even have to wait until the end of the period before I hand the bonus out. Otherwise, they won't do their test in time. Thanks Howdy!!