Two UNC girls were talking to each other and one couldn't help but notice how pretty and beautiful the others skin was. So she asked her outright what made her skin so soft and beautiful. "Well.. once a week I fill a bathtub up with milk and just soak in it."
So the UNC student went to a farm and spoke to the farmer. "I'd like a lot of milk."
"How much?" asked the farmer.
"Well quite a lot because I'm going to soak in it."
He asked, "Pasturized?" "No...just up to my neck."
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The Gogh Family
His obnoxious brother........................................Please Gogh His dizzy aunt ...................................................Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes...............................Gotta Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store..Stopn Gogh The grandfather from Yugoslavia.........................U Gogh The brother who bleached his clothes white.......Hue Gogh The cousin from Illinois.......................................Chica Gogh His magician uncle.............................................Wherediddy Gogh His Mexican cousin.............................................Amee Gogh The Mexican cousin's American half brother.....Grin Gogh The nephew who drove a stage coach................Wellsfar Gogh The ballroom dancing aunt................................Tan Gogh The bird lover uncle...........................................Flamin Gogh His nephew psychoanalyst................................E Gogh The fruit loving cousin.......................................Man Gogh An aunt who taught positive thinking...............Wayto Gogh The little bouncy nephew..................................Poe Gogh A sister who loved disco....................................Go Gogh And his niece who travels the country in a van.Winnie Bay Gogh
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A musician is hot and tired after the gig, so he pulls into the 7-11 to get a cold drink. While he's buying his slurpee, he suddenly realizes that he spaced out -- the accordion is in the back seat, in full view!
He rushes out of the store... but it's too late. Someone has already broken the car window.......
....and left another accordion.
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'Thought & Humor' - often polemical but never tasteless/unrefined/uncouth/ribald.
She screams into the phone, "Hurry, come quick! My house is on fire."
The fire chief replied, "OK, but how do we get to your house?"
The UNC grad said, "Duh, Red Truck!"
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Who is Jesus? http://www.ccci.org/wij/
(Not amalgamated with 'Thought & Humor')
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1863: Lincoln Declared Thanksgiving Day an Annual Holiday
President Abraham Lincoln declared the last Thursday in November as the annual national holiday, Thanksgiving Day. The tradition of Thanksgiving began in the fall of 1621 when William Bradford, a Christian and governor of Plymouth, invited the neighboring Wampanoag to join the Pilgrims for a festival celebrating the bounty of the season.