Frankly, I don't know how the mothers of young children do it all. I've realized that again just watching our daughter and all she has to juggle in taking care of her children. One day she was doing one of those juggling acts trying to get her 18-month-old son ready to leave on a winter day. She also had a lot to load in the car. So, while she was shuttling back and forth, she accidentally let the door to the house close behind her, and it locked. Her son was inside. Her keys were in the house. Every door and window was locked. Of course, her son was oblivious to the problem and there are no neighbors close by...
Courtship questions: Should you date someone you know you wouldn't marry? What if you don't want to get married at all? Theo has some words to consider.
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Q. What kind of ring does a rabbit give to his girlfriend? A. 14 carrot ring.
Q. Who is Mr. Hippi's wife? A. Missis-hippi.
Q. What kind of garden does a baker have? A. A flour garden.
Q. What's the difference between a railroad conductor and a teacher? A. A railroad conductor minds the train, and a teacher trains the mind.
Q. What do you call a horse that eats apples? A. An apple-oosa.
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~ Diet Tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.
~ If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
~ Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
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