It was a hot and humid August afternoon, when I decided to visit my girl friend, Susie who was a recent UNC grad. Beautiful and resourceful, Susie had decided to repaint her kitchen herself instead of hiring a professional. I thought she might appreciate a break and brought over some iced tea and some sandwiches.
When I arrived, I found Susie working hard, painting the kitchen walls. To my utter amazement, instead of wearing old clothes, she was wearing her fur coat and her ski parka. I asked her why she was dressed that way on such a hot day. She brought me the paint bucket and told me to read the instructions. I did. There was the explanation for me in black and white. It said..."For best results, put on two coats."
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