A hamburger walked into a bar, climbed up onto a bar stool, looked at the bartender and ordered a tall cold root beer. The bartender looked at the hamburger for a moment and replied, "I'm sorry sir, but I can't sell you that drink."
The hamburger thinks about that for a moment and then says, "I'm over 21. Why can't you sell me a drink?"
Pausing for a second, the bartender looks the burger over and the replies, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
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Dear Howdy & Friends,
Imagine with me a scene where the fall season has passed and the cold winter is quickly approaching. The first few snowflakes fall to the ground, and a thin layer of clothing is no longer enough. Many of our Gospel for Asia native missionaries face harsh winters as they go from one area to the next sharing the Gospel.
Now experience a scene in northern India where our native missionaries eagerly open a large package full of winter clothes and supplies--gifts of warm clothing that will allow them to travel and minister in the snows and winds of the Himalayas.
I praise the Lord for their faithfulness in serving the most unreached areas of northern India, and I know you will too when you see their faces in the latest PhotoShow: http://www.gfa.org/newsupdate101006?motiv=WA6A-G1PS
It also gives me great joy to know that through the prayers and gifts of faithful friends like you, the Lord has provided so many of our brothers and sisters in North India, Nepal, Bhutan, and other cold climates with the clothing they need.
Thank you for your prayers for our native missionaries.
"It is the duty of nations, as well as of men, to own their dependence upon the overruling power of God and to recognize the sublime truth announced in the Holy Scriptures and proven by all history, that those nations only are blessed whose God is the Lord." --Abraham Lincoln ================== A Short Look at Six World Religions: http://www.probe.org/docs/world.html ================== Take The Test!!! www.biblechallenge.org ================== If you stop believing what your professor told you had to be true and if you start thinking for yourself you may come to some conclusions you hadn't expected. You may find the Bible makes more sense than you thought or were told to think. Allow yourself to be ruined, ruined with regard to what you always thought could be true. Can you believe what you don't understand?You and I believe everyday what we don't understand unless it comes to the issue to salvation. Dr. Woodrow Kroll
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